American fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories; Short stories, American
"An' onter the deck of our ship begins to fall just then a great shower
o' yashes. An' we're in danger o' burnin' up 'n' suffercatin' an'
wonderin' what to do next, when outer the black heavens comes Hennery
'n' his balloon. An' we grabs his lines that's trailin' below him when
he sails over our ship an' makes 'em fast to belayin'-pins, an' he
climbs down to the deck 'n' takes charge. He's on'y eighteen year old,
but wonderful beyond his years. He see what to do right away, an' runs
down an' peels the yasbestos off the boilers 'n' steam-pipes in her
injin-room."
"What!" says Wallie. "Was she a steamer?"
"Sail 'n' steam both. Sail for the hot days to make a draft 'n' keep
us cool 'n' comfortable, an' steam when there was air 'n' it was cold
'n' rainy. An' young Hennery makes fireproof coats 'n' boots an' hats
outer the yasbestos linin' for the capt'n an' me an' the mate an'
hisself, 'cause we're goin' to guard the deck agin the wicked general
'n' his army. All the others we puts below, so no danger'll come to
them. An' when the bandits comes swimmin' alongside an' up over the
rail from the backs o' their war-horses, we captures 'em an' take their
weapons from 'em, an' then the capt'n says: 'Now we got 'em, what'll we
do with 'em?'
"'O' course,' says Hennery, 'it would be perfeckly proper for the crool
men o' the south to kill their prisoners, but as men of the north we
must show a loftier example.' So spoke up our hero nobly.
"An', while we're ponderin' what to do, 'Har,' says Hennery agin, 'I
have it! We will put them in the medicine-tank.'
"'But,' says our capt'n, 'they'll spile it--your father's two million
two hundred 'n' odd thousand gallons o' Yunzano that we paid forty-two
cents a gallon for.'
"'An',' says young Hennery Spinks to that----"
"Spiggs," says Wallie.
"Spiggs, I mean. 'Is this the time or the place,' says heroic young
Hennery Spiggs then, 'to be considerin' of mere money--with the lives
o' human bein's at stake? What though they be viler than dogs, they
are still our fellow creatures. Cost what it may an' ruthless though
the varlets be, save their lives I shall!' An' y' oughter seen him
then, the fair scion of a noble sire, his pink hair flyin' in the
southern wind, his pale eyes an' form in general expanded to twice
their reg'lar dimensions by his righteous indignation, an' the
beeyoocheous an' volupchous daughter o' the noble, wealthy don stickin'
her head outer a hatchway to cast a nadorin' gaze upon him.
"An' into the tank o' Yunzano we flopped 'em, one by one as they come
over the rail o' the _Tropic Zone_. I wouldn't want to state at this
late date how many of 'em we saved from the burnin' lavver by throwin'
'em inter the tanks, but mebby three or four or five hundred souls all
told. An', to keep the burnin' yashes off 'em, we makes a few
yasbestos tarpaulins an' claps 'em down over the hatches o' the tank.
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