American fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories; Short stories, American
"All night long we patrolled the decks shovellin' the yashes off where
they fell. An' when mornin' comes an' the 'ruptions is over we take
the tarpaulins off the tank, an' there was every blessed one of 'em,
fr'm the General Feeleepo Balbeezo down to the lowest private, 'spite
of all we'd done for 'em, floatin' around drowned. Overcome with grief
'n' surprise we was o' course, but when we come to think it over--their
endin' up that way, wi' the noble don 'n' his beeyoocheous daughter
saved an' the revverlootion busted up--it sure did look like the hand
o' Providence was hoverin' over us.
"And then," says old Bill, borrowin' another chew from me, "arter we'd
cleared out the tank of the dead revverlootionists an' the old Yunzano,
the don filled her up again free of charge. An' o' course Hennery
married the don's daughter, an' for seven days an' seven nights there
was no place yuh could cast yer eyes but you'd see pillers o' smoke by
day an' columns o' flame by night, an' wherever you see one o' them it
meant a barbecuin' of a carload o' goats 'n' oxen 'n' pigs. 'Twas
nothin' but feastin' an' the givin' o' presents, an' then the bridal
party embarked on the _Tropic Zone_, an' gentle tropic breezes wafted
us no'therly an' westerly an' sometimes yeasterly past the shores o'
Panama an' Peru an' Brazil an' Mexico an' Yucatan an' the Farrago
Islands, an' the don's own band used to sit on their camp-stools under
the shadder o' the great bellyin' mains'l an' plunk their guitars an'
mandolins 'n' picolettes, not forgettin' the band leader who played the
most amazin' solos on the hooloobooloo. An' strange ships used to sail
a hundred miles out o' their course to find out who was it was sendin'
them dulcet strains acrost the cam waters. An' the bridal couple 'd be
holdin' hands an' gazin' over the spanker-boom at the full moon. 'Twas
gorgeous an' elevatin', an' a fasset an' pipe led direct from the tank
to the little kegs with brass hoops placed at frequent intervals around
deck, so that whoever o' the crew wanted to could help theirselves any
hour o' the day or night to a free drink o' Yunzano.
"An' thole don sits up on the poop-deck, with his hands folded acrost
his stomach, an' says: 'Quiscanto vascamo mirajjar,' which is Yunzano
for 'I am satisfied, I can now die happy.' But he didn't die--he lived
to be ninety year old, an' before we arrives at New York he makes me a
gift o' this pipe. O' course he made me other gifts, the don did, but
this I value most of all, bein' made from wood of a rare tree from the
heart o' the swamps o' Yunzano. An' I'll never forget him. An' so
there's the story o' my youth an' Yunzano.
"'The days of our youth
Are the days of our glory--
The days of old age
Is the time for the story--'
So I read in a book o' poetry one time."
[Illustration: "'Quiscanto vascamo mirajjar,' which is Yunzano for 'I
am satisfied, I can now die happy.'"]
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