American fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories; Short stories, American
"But young Henry and his bride," said Wallie--"what happened them
later?"
"Them?" says old Bill. "Well, it was on'y the other day I met a nold
friend o' mine who used to report prize-fights an' jail matters, but is
now writin' about society matters for one of our great metropolitan
journals, an' he shows me in the Sunday supplement a full-page
picksher, in brown ink, of a solid granite buildin' that looked like a
jail but wasn't. It was the Hennery Spiggs Home for Inebriates, an'
built strong like that so no one could escape from it 'n' the good that
was to be done 'em. An' there was another two-page picksher, in brown
ink, of Hennery Spiggs, our same young hero of other days, but now a
noldish gentleman with whiskers under his ears an' his child an'
grandchild gamblin' on the green lawn of his million-dollar Newport
cottage. A great philanthropist he is now, an' a leader of society,
with wealth beyond the dreams of a movin'-picksher actor--all made
outer Yunzano. Before he dies he's hopin' to see erected a fittin'
monument for that world-famous chemist, that great benefactor to the
cause o' humanity an' medicine, the Honorable Nathaniel Spiggs, his
father. Already his best-paid foremen an' employees was bein' invited
to contribute. Sometimes I think o' goin' to see him."
"You should go, of course," says Wallie. "He will be glad to see you."
"Mebby so, mebby so, lad, but why should I thrust my wuthless carcass
onter him? Besides, the round-trip fare to Newport is four dollars an'
more." An' Bill gazes mournful-like across East River to Brooklyn, an'
Wallie's too polite to bust in on him, but I c'n see in his eyes where
he's goin' to get four dollars some way for old Bill some day to pay a
visit to Newport.
An' then it comes time for Wallie to hike off to school, an' he kisses
his father good-by, an' says "So long, Hiker!" to me, an' thanks old
Bill for his story.
"It always gives me pleasure to instruct an' edify growin' youth," says
old Bill, lookin' after Wallie goin' up South Street, an' whilst he's
lookin' a policeman an' a common nordinary citizen heaves into sight.
An' the man looks to be excited, with a coat over one arm.
"You take some o' these young fuhlers," says Bill, "that's been drivin'
a dray all his life an' invest him with a yunniform an' authority an' a
club in his hand, an' two or three times more pay than ever he got
before--you do that, an' I tell you there's nobody safe from 'em." An'
old Bill slips the pipe back into the coat-tail pocket of the coat an'
leaves it on the steps, an' scoots lightly to behind barrels o' flour
three high in the back o' the store.
Mr. Whelan has a peek over his paper at Bill passin'; but he don't say
anything on'y to step to the door when the policeman an' the man come
along.
"Look!" the man hollers, an' dives for the coat Bill 'd left behind
him. "An' look at--the pipe!" He'd hauled it out of the coat-tail
pocket. "My pipe!"
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