Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
He was still hungry when he arose next morning, and, with curiosity
tempered by uneasiness, waited for his breakfast. Mrs. Hatchard came in
at last, and after polite inquiries as to how he had slept proceeded to
lay breakfast. A fresh loaf and a large teapot appeared, and the smell
of frizzling bacon ascended from below. Then Mrs. Hatchard came in
again, and, smiling benevolently, placed an egg before him and withdrew.
Two minutes later he rang the bell.
“You can clear away,” he said, as Mrs. Hatchard entered the room.
“What, no breakfast?” she said, holding up her hands. “Well, I've heard
of you single young men, but I never thought——”
“The tea's cold and as black as ink,” growled the indignant lodger, “and
the egg isn't eatable.”
“I'm afraid you're a bit of a fault-finder,” said Mrs. Hatchard, shaking
her head at him. “I'm sure I try my best to please. I don't mind what I
do, but if you're not satisfied you'd better go.”
“Look here, Emily—” began her husband.
“Don't you 'Emily' me!” said Mrs. Hatchard, quickly. “The idea! A
lodger, too! You know the arrangement. You'd better go, I think, if you
can't behave yourself.”
“I won't go till my three weeks are up,” said Mr. Hatchard, doggedly,
“so you may as well behave yourself.”
“I can't pamper you for a pound a week,” said Mrs. Hatchard, walking to
the door. “If you want pampering, you had better go.”
A week passed, and the additional expense caused by getting most of
his meals out began to affect Mr. Hatchard's health. His wife, on the
contrary, was in excellent spirits, and, coming in one day, explained
the absence of the easy-chair by stating that it was wanted for a new
lodger.
“He's taken my other two rooms,” she said, smiling—“the little back
parlor and the front bedroom—I'm full up now.”
“Wouldn't he like my table, too?” inquired Mr. Hatchard, with bitter
sarcasm.
His wife said that she would inquire, and brought back word next day
that Mr. Sadler, the new lodger, would like it. It disappeared during
Mr. Hatchard's enforced absence at business, and a small bamboo table,
weak in the joints, did duty in its stead.
The new lodger, a man of middle age with a ready tongue, was a success
from the first, and it was only too evident that Mrs. Hatchard was
trying her best to please him. Mr. Hatchard, supping on bread and
cheese, more than once left that wholesome meal to lean over the
balusters and smell the hot meats going into Mr. Sadler.
“You're spoiling him,” he said to Mrs. Hatchard, after the new lodger
had been there a week. “Mark my words—he'll get above himself.”
“That's my look-out,” said his wife briefly.
“Don't come to me if youget into trouble, that's all,” said the other.
Mrs. Hatchard laughed derisively. “You don't like him, that's what it
is,” she remarked. “He asked me yesterday whether he had offended you in
any way.”
“Oh! He did, did he?” snarled Mr. Hatchard. “Let him keep himself to
himself, and mind his own business.”
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