Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
Pore Sam, with a tec standing alongside of 'im, said it was quite right,
and put it into 'is pocket in a hurry and began to talk to the tec as
fast as he could about a murder he 'ad been reading about in the paper
that morning. They went and sat down by a comfortable little fire that
was burning in the bar, and the tec told 'im about a lot o' murder cases
he 'ad been on himself.
“I'm down 'ere now on special work,” he ses, “looking arter sailormen.”
“Wot ha' they been doing?” ses Sam.
“When I say looking arter, I mean protecting 'em,” ses the tec. “Over
and over agin some pore feller, arter working 'ard for months at sea,
comes 'ome with a few pounds in 'is pocket and gets robbed of the lot.
There's a couple o' chaps down 'ere I'm told off to look arter special,
but it's no good unless I can catch 'em red-'anded.”
“Red-'anded?” ses Sam.
“With their hands in the chap's pockets, I mean,” ses the tec.
Sam gave a shiver. “Somebody had their 'ands in my pockets once,” he
ses. “Four pun ten and some coppers they got.”
“Wot was they like?” ses the tee, starting.
Sam shook his 'ead. “They seemed to me to be all hands, that's all I
know about 'em,” he ses. “Arter they 'ad finished they leaned me up agin
the dock wall an' went off.”
“It sounds like 'em,” ses the tec, thoughtfully. “It was Long Pete and
Fair Alf, for a quid; that's the two I'm arter.”
He put his finger in 'is weskit-pocket. “That's who I am,” he ses,
'anding Sam a card; “Detective-Sergeant Cubbins. If you ever get into
any trouble at any time, you come to me.”
Sam said 'e would, and arter they had 'ad another drink together the tec
shifted 'is seat alongside of 'im and talked in his ear.
“If I can nab them two chaps I shall get promotion,” he ses; “and it's a
fi'-pun note to anybody that helps me. I wish I could persuade you to.”
“'Ow's it to be done?” ses Sam, looking at 'im.
“I want a respectable-looking seafaring man,” ses the tec, speaking
very slow; “that's you. He goes up Tower Hill to-morrow night at nine
o'clock, walking very slow and very unsteady on 'is pins, and giving my
two beauties the idea that 'e is three sheets in the wind. They come up
and rob 'im, and I catch them red-'anded. I get promotion, and you get a
fiver.”
“But 'ow do you know they'll be there?” ses Sam, staring at 'im.
Mr. Cubbins winked at 'im and tapped 'is nose.
'Mr. Cubbins Winked at 'im and Tapped 'is Nose.'
“We 'ave to know a good deal in our line o' business,” he ses.
“Still,” ses Sam, “I don't see——”
“Narks,” says the tec; “coppers' narks. You've 'eard of them, cap'n?
Now, look 'ere. Have you got any money?”
“I got a matter o' twelve quid or so,” ses Sam, in a off-hand way.
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