Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“You try it,” ses Sam, sitting up in bed very sharp and snatching his
'and away. “Wot d'ye mean coming 'ome at all hours and waking me up?”
“Where did you get that ring?” ses Ginger. “Friend o' mine,” ses Sam,
very short.
“Who was it?” ses Peter.
“It's a secret,” ses Sam.
“You wouldn't 'ave a secret from your old pal Ginger, Sam, would you?”
ses Ginger.
“Old wot?” ses Sam. “Wot did you call me this arternoon?”
“I called you a lot o' things I'm sorry for,” ses Ginger, who was
bursting with curiosity, “and I beg your pardin, Sam.”
“Shake 'ands on it,” ses Peter, who was nearly as curious as Ginger.
They shook hands, but Sam said he couldn't tell 'em about the ring; and
several times Ginger was on the point of calling 'im the names he 'ad
called 'im in the arternoon, on'y Peter trod on 'is foot and stopped
him. They wouldn't let 'im go to sleep for talking, and at last, when 'e
was pretty near tired out, he told 'em all about it.
“Going—to 'ave your—pocket picked?” ses Ginger, staring at 'im, when 'e
had finished.
“I shall be watched over,” ses Sam.
“He's gorn stark, staring mad,” ses Ginger. “Wot a good job it is he's
got me and you to look arter 'im, Peter.”
“Wot d'ye mean?” ses Sam.
“Mean?” ses Ginger. “Why, it's a put-up job to rob you, o' course. I
should ha' thought even your fat 'ead could ha' seen that':”
“When I want your advice I'll ask you for it,” ses Sam, losing 'is
temper. “Wot about the di'mond ring—eh?”
“You stick to it,” ses Ginger, “and keep out o' Mr. Cubbins's way.
That's my advice to you. 'Sides, p'r'aps it ain't a real one.”
Sam told 'im agin he didn't want none of 'is advice, and, as Ginger
wouldn't leave off talking, he pretended to go to sleep. Ginger woke 'im
up three times to tell 'im wot a fool 'e was, but 'e got so fierce that
he gave it up at last and told 'im to go 'is own way.
Sam wouldn't speak to either of 'em next morning, and arter breakfast
he went off on 'is own. He came back while Peter and Ginger was out, and
they wasted best part o' the day trying to find 'im.
“We'll be on Tower Hill just afore nine and keep 'im out o' mischief,
any way,” ses Peter.
Ginger nodded. “And be called names for our pains,” he ses. “I've a good
mind to let 'im be robbed.”
“It 'ud serve 'im right,” ses Peter, “on'y then he'd want to borrer off
of us. Look here! Why not—why not rob 'im ourselves?”
“Wot?” ses Ginger, starting.
“Walk up behind 'im and rob 'im,” ses Peter. “He'll think it's them two
chaps he spoke about, and when 'e comes 'ome complaining to us we'll
tell 'im it serves 'im right. Arter we've 'ad a game with 'im for a day
or two we'll give 'im 'is money back.”
“But he'd reckernize us,” ses Ginger.
“We must disguise ourselves,” ses Peter, in a whisper. “There's a
barber's shop in Cable Street, where I've seen beards in the winder. You
hook 'em on over your ears. Get one o' them each, pull our caps over our
eyes and turn our collars up, and there you are.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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