Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“Mrs. Jennings's intended?” ses Charlie.
“Who are you getting at?” ses Mr. White, winking at 'im.
“But she 'as got one, ain't she?” ses Charlie. “That'll do,” ses Mr.
White, with another wink. “Try it on somebody else.”
“Wot are you two talking about?” ses Emma, who 'ad been watching 'em.
“He's trying to pull my leg,” ses 'er father, smiling all over his face.
“Been asking me where Mrs. Jennings's young man is. P'r'aps you oughtn't
to 'ave told us yet, Emma.”
“It's all right,” ses Emma. “He's got a very jealous disposition, poor
fellow; and me and Sophy have been telling 'im about a young man just
to tease 'im. We've been describing him to 'imself all along, and he
thought it was somebody else.”
She caught Charlie's eye, and all in a flash he saw 'ow he 'ad been
done. Some of 'em began to laugh, and Mrs. Jennings put her 'and on his
and gave it a squeeze. He sat there struck all of a heap, wondering wot
he was going to do, and just at that moment there was a knock at the
street door.
“I'll open it,” he ses.
He jumped up before anybody could stop 'im and went to the door. Two
seconds arter Ted Denver followed 'im, and that is last he ever saw of
Charlie Brice, he was running down the road without 'is hat as hard as
he could run.
'He Was Running Down the Road Without 'is Hat As Hard As He Could Run.'
“THE TOLL-HOUSE”
“It's all nonsense,” said Jack Barnes. “Of course people have died in
the house; people die in every house. As for the noises—wind in the
chimney and rats in the wainscot are very convincing to a nervous man.
Give me another cup of tea, Meagle.”
“Lester and White are first,” said Meagle, who was presiding at the
tea-table of the Three Feathers Inn. “You've had two.”
Lester and White finished their cups with irritating slowness, pausing
between sips to sniff the aroma, and to discover the sex and dates
of arrival of the “strangers” which floated in some numbers in the
beverage. Mr. Meagle served them to the brim, and then, turning to
the grimly expectant Mr. Barnes, blandly requested him to ring for hot
water.
“We'll try and keep your nerves in their present healthy condition,”
he remarked. “For my part I have a sort of half-and-half belief in the
super-natural.”
“All sensible people have,” said Lester. “An aunt of mine saw a ghost
once.”
White nodded.
“I had an uncle that saw one,” he said.
“It always is somebody else that sees them,” said Barnes.
“Well, there is a house,” said Meagle, “a large house at an absurdly low
rent, and nobody will take it. It has taken toll of at least one life
of every family that has lived there—however short the time—and since
it has stood empty caretaker after caretaker has died there. The last
caretaker died fifteen years ago.”
“Exactly,” said Barnes. “Long enough ago for legends to accumulate.”
“I'll bet you a sovereign you won't spend the night there alone, for all
your talk,” said White, suddenly.
“And I,” said Lester.
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