Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
Rupert asked him to let 'im have it then, but 'e wouldn't, and for
another week he 'ad to pretend 'e was a Zulu of an evening, and try and
persuade Kumbo that he was an English gentleman of a daytime.
He got the money at the end of the week and 'ad to sign a paper to give
a month's notice any time he wanted to leave, but he didn't mind that at
all, being determined the fust time he got outside the place to run away
and ship as a nigger cook if 'e couldn't get the black off.
He made a list o' things out for George to get for 'im, but there seemed
to be such a lot for two pounds that Mr. Alfredi shook his 'ead over it;
and arter calling 'imself a soft-'arted fool, and saying he'd finish up
in the workhouse, he made it three pounds and told George to look sharp.
“He's a very good marketer,” he ses, arter George 'ad gone; “he don't
mind wot trouble he takes. He'll very likely haggle for hours to get
sixpence knocked off the trousers or twopence off the shirt.”
It was twelve o'clock in the morning when George went, and at ha'-past
four Rupert turned nasty, and said 'e was afraid he was trying to get
them for nothing. At five o'clock he said George was a fool, and at
ha'-past he said 'e was something I won't repeat.
It was just eleven o'clock, and they 'ad shut up for the night, when the
front door opened, and George stood there smiling at 'em and shaking his
'ead.
“Sush a lark,” he ses, catching 'old of Mr. Alfredi's arm to steady
'imself. “I gave 'im shlip.”
“Wot d'ye mean?” ses the manager, shaking him off. “Gave who the slip?
Where's them clothes?”
“Boy's got 'em,” ses George, smiling agin and catching hold of Kumbo's
arm. “Sush a lark; he's been car-carrying 'em all day—all day. Now I've
given 'im the—the shlip, 'stead o'—'stead o' giving 'im fourpence. Take
care o' the pensh, an' pouns—”
He let go o' Kumbo's arm, turned round twice, and then sat down 'eavy
and fell fast asleep. The manager rushed to the door and looked out, but
there was no signs of the boy, and he came back shaking his 'ead, and
said that George 'ad been drinking agin.
“Well, wot about my clothes?” ses Rupert, hardly able to speak.
“P'r'aps he didn't buy 'em arter all,” ses the manager. “Let's try 'is
pockets.”
He tried fust, and found some strawberries that George 'ad spoilt by
sitting on. Then he told Rupert to have a try, and Rupert found some
bits of string, a few buttons, two penny stamps, and twopence ha'penny
in coppers.
“Never mind,” ses Mr. Alfredi; “I'll go round to the police-station in
the morning; p'r'aps the boy 'as taken them there. I'm disapp'inted in
George. I shall tell 'im so, too.”
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