Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“Look here, my girl,” said Mr. Evans, in ominous accents. “For four
years you've been grieving over Bert, and me and Jim have been hunting
high and low for him. We've got him at last, and now you've got to have
him.”
“If he don't run away again,” said Jim. “I wouldn't trust him farther
than I could see him.”
Mr. Evans sat and glowered at his prospective son-in-law as the
difficulties of the situation developed themselves. Even Mr. Carter's
reminders that he had come back and surrendered of his own free will
failed to move him, and he was hesitating between tying him up and
locking him in the attic and hiring a man to watch him, when Mr. Carter
himself suggested a way out of the difficulty.
“I'll lodge with you,” he said, “and I'll give you all my money and
things to take care of. I can't run away without money.”
He turned out his pockets on the table. Seven pounds eighteen shillings
and fourpence with his return ticket made one heap; his watch and
chain, penknife, and a few other accessories another. A suggestion
of Jim's that he should add his boots was vetoed by the elder man as
unnecessary.
“There you are,” said Mr. Evans, sweeping the things into his own
pockets; “and the day you are married I hand them back to you.”
His temper improved as the evening wore on. By the time supper was
finished and his pipe alight he became almost jocular, and the coldness
of Miss Evans was the only drawback to an otherwise enjoyable evening.
“Just showing off a little temper,” said her father, after she had
withdrawn; “and wants to show she ain't going to forgive you too easy.
Not but what you behaved badly; however, let bygones be bygones, that's
my idea.”
The behavior of Miss Evans was so much better next day that it really
seemed as though her father's diagnosis was correct. At dinner, when the
men came home from work, she piled Mr. Carter's plate up so generously
that her father and brother had ample time at their disposal to watch
him eat. And when he put his hand over his glass she poured half a
pint of good beer, that other men would have been thankful for, up his
sleeve.
'She Piled Mr. Carter's Plate up So Generously That Her Father and
Brother Had Ample Time at Their Disposal to Watch Him Eat.'
She was out all the afternoon, but at tea time she sat next to Mr.
Carter, and joined brightly in the conversation concerning her marriage.
She addressed him as Bert, and when he furtively pressed her hand
beneath the table-cloth she made no attempt to withdraw it.
“I can't think how it was you didn't know him at first,” said her
father. “You're usually wide-awake enough.”
“Silly of me,” said Nancy; “but I am silly sometimes.”
Mr. Carter pressed her hand again, and gazing tenderly into her eyes
received a glance in return which set him thinking. It was too cold and
calculating for real affection; in fact, after another glance, he began
to doubt if it indicated affection at all.
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