Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“It's like old times, Bert,” said Miss Evans, with an odd smile. “Do you
remember what you said that afternoon when I put the hot spoon on your
neck?”
“Yes,” was the reply.
“What was it?” inquired the girl.
“I won't repeat it,” said Mr. Carter, firmly.
He was reminded of other episodes during the meal, but, by the exercise
of tact and the plea of a bad memory, did fairly well. He felt that
he had done very well indeed when, having cleared the tea-things away,
Nancy came and sat beside him with her hand in his. Her brother grunted,
but Mr. Evans, in whom a vein of sentiment still lingered, watched them
with much satisfaction.
Mr. Carter had got possession of both hands and was murmuring fulsome
flatteries when the sound of somebody pausing at the open door caused
them to be hastily withdrawn.
“Evening, Mr. Evans,” said a young man, putting his head in. “Why,
halloa! Bert! Well, of all the——”
“Halloa!” said Mr. Carter, with attempted enthusiasm, as he rose from
his chair.
“I thought you was lost,” said the other, stepping in and gripping his
hand. “I never thought I was going to set eyes on you again. Well, this
is a surprise. You ain't forgot Joe Wilson, have you?”
“Course I haven't, Joe,” said Mr. Carter. “I'd have known you anywhere.”
He shook hands effusively, and Mr. Wilson, after a little pretended
hesitation, accepted a chair and began to talk about old times.
“I lay you ain't forgot one thing, Bert,” he said at last.
“What's that?” inquired the other.
“That arf-quid I lent you,” said Mr. Wilson.
Mr. Carter, after the first shock of surprise, pretended to think, Mr.
Wilson supplying him with details as to time and place, which he was in
no position to dispute. He turned to Mr. Evans, who was still acting
as his banker, and, after a little hesitation, requested him to pay the
money. Conversation seemed to fail somewhat after that, and Mr. Wilson,
during an awkward pause, went off whistling.
“Same old Joe,” said Mr. Carter, lightly, after he had gone. “He hasn't
altered a bit.”
Miss Evans glanced at him, but said nothing. She was looking instead
towards a gentleman of middle age who was peeping round the door
indulging in a waggish game of peep-bo with the unconscious Mr. Carter.
Finding that he had at last attracted his attention, the gentleman came
inside and, breathing somewhat heavily after his exertions, stood before
him with outstretched hand.
'A Gentleman of Middle Age Was Peeping Round the Door.'
“How goes it?” said Mr. Carter, forcing a smile and shaking hands.
“He's grown better-looking than ever,” said the gentleman, subsiding
into a chair.
“So have you,” said Mr. Carter. “I should hardly have known you.”
“Well, I' m glad to see you again,” said the other in a more subdued
fashion. “We're all glad to see you back, and I 'ope that when the
wedding cake is sent out there'll be a bit for old Ben Prout.”
“You'll be the first, Ben,” said Mr. Carter, quickly.
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