Sam Lawson's Oldtown Fireside Stories: With IllustrationsStowe, Harriet Beecher
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Sam Lawson's Oldtown Fireside Stories: With Illustrations
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
New England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Storytelling -- Fiction
“The fust thing they saw was Mr. More hed got the widder by both arms,
and was tying on 'em behind her. 'Ye see, madam, your game's up,' says
Mr. More, 'but we 'll give ye a free passage to Boston, tho',' says
he: 'we wanted a couple o' prisoners about these days, and you 'll do
nicely.'
“The fellers they was putty chopfallen, to be sure, and the one in
women's clothes 'specially: 'cause when he was found out, he felt
foolish enough in his petticuts; but they was both took to Boston, and
given over as prisoners.
“Ye see, come to look into matters, they found these two young fellows,
British officers, had formed a regular plot to take Cap'n Tucker's
vessel, and run it into Halifax; and ye see, Cap'n Tucker he was so
sort o' spry, and knew all the Maine coast so well, and was so 'cute at
dodgin' in and out all them little bays and creeks and places all 'long
shore, that he made the British considerable trouble, 'cause wherever
they didn't want him, that's where he was sure to be.
“So they'd hatched up this 'ere plan. There was one or two British
sailors had been and shipped aboard 'The Brilliant' a week or two
aforehand, and 'twas suspected they was to have helped in the plot if
things had gone as they laid out; but I tell you, when the fellows see
which way the cat jumped, they took pretty good care to say that they
hadn't nothin' to do with it. Oh, no, by no manner o' means! Wal, o'
course, ye know, it couldn't be proved on 'em, and so we let it go.
“But I tell you, Cap'n Tucker he felt pretty cheap about his widder. The
worst on't was, they do say Ma'am Tucker got hold of it; and you might
know if a woman got hold of a thing like that she'd use it as handy as a
cat would her claws. The women they can't no more help hittin' a fellow
a clip and a rap when they've fairly got him, than a cat when she's
ketched a mouse; and so I shouldn't wonder if the Commodore heard
something about his widder every time he went home from his v'yages the
longest day he had to live. I don't know nothin' 'bout it, ye know: I
only kind o' jedge by what looks, as human natur' goes.
“But, Lordy massy! boys,' 't wa'n't nothin' to be 'shamed of in the
cap'n. Folks 'll have to answer for wus things at the last day than
tryin' to do a kindness to a poor widder, now, I tell _you_. It's better
to be took in doin' a good thing, than never try to do good; and it's my
settled opinion,” said Sam, taking up his mug of cider and caressing it
tenderly, “it's my humble opinion, that the best sort o' folks is the
easiest took in, 'specially by the women. I reely don't think I should a
done a bit better myself.”
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CAPTAIN KIDD'S MONEY.
[Illustration: 9125]
NE of our most favorite legendary resorts was the old barn.
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