Sam Lawson's Oldtown Fireside Stories: With IllustrationsStowe, Harriet Beecher
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Sam Lawson's Oldtown Fireside Stories: With Illustrations
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
New England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Storytelling -- Fiction
“Now, there was Parson Adams and Parson Scranton, and most of the other
ministers: they didn't know and didn't care what hoss they hed; jest
jogged round with these 'ere poundin', potbellied, sleepy critturs
that ministers mostly hes,--good enough to crawl round to funerals and
ministers' meetin's and associations and sich; but Parson Williams, he
allers would hev a hoss as was a hoss. He looked out for _blood_;
and, when these 'ere Vermont fellers would come down with a drove, the
parson, he hed his eyes open, and knew what was what. Couldn't none of
'em cheat him on hoss flesh. And so one time when Zach Buel was down
with a drove, the doctor, he bought the best hoss in the lot. Zach said
he never see a parson afore that he couldn't cheat; but he said the
doctor reely knew as much as he did, and got the very one he'd meant to
'a' kept for himself.
“This 'ere hoss was a peeler, I 'll tell you! They'd called him
Tamerlane, from some heathen feller or other: the boys called him Tam,
for short. Tam was a gret character. All the fellers for miles round
knew the doctor's Tam, and used to come clear over from the other
parishes to see him.
“Wal, this 'ere sot up Cuff's back high, I tell you! Cuff was the
doctor's nigger man, and he was nat 'lly a drefful proud crittur. The way
he would swell and strut and brag about the doctor and his folks and
his things! The doctor used to give Cuff his cast-off clothes; and Cuff
would prance round in 'em, and seem to think he was a doctor of divinity
himself, and had the charge of all natur'.
“Well, Cuff he reely made an idol o' that 'are hoss,--a reg'lar graven
image, and bowed down and worshipped him. He didn't think nothin' was
too good for him. He washed and brushed and curried him, and rubbed
him down till he shone like a lady's satin dress; and he took pride
in ridin' and drivin' him, 'cause it was what the doctor wouldn't let
nobody else do but himself. You see, Tam warn't no lady's hoss. Miss
Williams was 'fraid as death of him; and the parson, he hed to git her a
sort o' low-sperited crittur that she could drive herself. But he liked
to drive Tam; and he liked to go round the country on his back, and a
fine figure of a man he was on him too. He didn't let nobody else back
him, or handle the reins, but Cuff; and Cuff was drefful set up about
it, and he swelled and bragged about that ar boss all round the country.
Nobody couldn't put in a word 'bout any other hoss, without Cuff's
feathers would be all up, stiff as a tom-turkey's tail; and that's how
Cuff got the doctor into trouble.
“Ye see, there nat 'lly was others that thought they'd got horses, and
didn't want to be crowed over. There was Bill Atkins out to the west
parish, and Ike Sanders, that kep' a stable up to Pequot Holler: they
was down a-lookin' at the parson's hoss, and a-bettin' on their'n, and
a-darin' Cuff to race with 'em.
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