Sam Lawson's Oldtown Fireside Stories: With IllustrationsStowe, Harriet Beecher
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Sam Lawson's Oldtown Fireside Stories: With Illustrations
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
New England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Storytelling -- Fiction
“Wal, Cuff, he couldn't stan' it, and, when the doctor's back was
turned, he'd be off on the sly, and they'd hev their race; and Tam, he
beat 'em all. Tam, ye see, boys, was a hoss that couldn't and wouldn't
hev a hoss ahead of him--he jest _wouldn't!_ Ef he dropped down dead in
his tracks the next minit, he _would_ be ahead; and he allers got ahead.
And so his name got up, and fellers kep' comin' to try their horses;
and Cuff'd take Tam out to race with fust one and then another till this
'ere got to be a reg'lar thing, and begun to be talked about.
“Folks sort o' wondered if the doctor knew; but Cuff was sly as a
weasel, and allers had a story ready for every turn. Cuff was one of
them fellers that could talk a bird off a bush,--master hand he was to
slick things over!
“There was folks as said they believed the doctor was knowin' to it, and
that he felt a sort o' carnal pride sech as a minister oughtn't fer to
hev, and so shet his eyes to what was a-goin' on. Aunt Sally Nickerson
said she was sure on't.'Twas all talked over down to old Miss Bummiger's
funeral, and Aunt Sally, she said the church ought to look into't. But
everybody knew Aunt Sally: she was allers watchin' for folks' haltin's,
and settin' on herself up to jedge her neighbors.
“Wal, I never believed nothin' agin Parson Williams: it was all Cuff's
contrivances. But the fact was, the fellers all got their blood up, and
there was hoss-racin' in all the parishes; and it got so they'd even
race hosses a Sunday.
“Wal, of course they never got the doctor's hoss out a Sunday. Cuff
wouldn't 'a', durst to do that, Lordy massy, no! He was allers there
in church, settin' up in the doctor's clothes, rollin' up his eyes,
and lookin' as pious as ef he never thought o' racin' hosses. He was an
awful solemn-lookin' nigger in church, Cuff was.
“But there was a lot o' them fellers up to Pequot Holler--Bill Atkins,
and Ike Sanders, and Tom Peters, and them Hokum boys--used to go out
arter meetin' Sunday arternoon, and race hosses. Ye see, it was jest
close to the State-line, and, if the s'lectmen was to come down on 'em,
they could jest whip over the line, and they couldn't take 'em.
“Wal, it got to be a great scandal. The fellers talked about it up to
the tavern, and the deacons and the tithingman, they took it up and went
to Parson Williams about it; and the parson he told 'em jest to keep
still, not let the fellers know that they was bein' watched, and next
Sunday he and the tithingman and the constable, they'd ride over, and
catch 'em in the very act.
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