Sam Steele's Adventures on Land and SeaBaum, L. Frank (Lyman Frank)
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Sam Steele's Adventures on Land and Sea
Baum, L. Frank (Lyman Frank)
Adventure stories; Alaska -- Juvenile fiction
Nux and Bryonia had promptly deserted the “Flipper” as soon as they
found that Captain Gay had purchased her, and I think my hardest task
was to leave the simple black men behind me. They declared that they
belonged to “the firm” and must be given places on the new ship, and
this both Uncle Naboth and I were anxious to do, as we knew we could
never again find such loyal and unselfish servants. But it would be
folly to take them east until all arrangements had been made. So I found
them comfortable lodgings, and supplied them with all the money they
could possibly require until they were sent for. At the last moment they
were at the station to see the train move away, and were so fearful of
the iron monster that was to carry their friends on the journey that
they cautioned me again and again to be very careful in my actions.
“’Fore all, Mars Sam,” said Nux, earnestly, “doan’ you go skeer dat
injine on no ’count. W’en it’s skeert it smashes ev’ything into mush.”
“’Pears gentle ’nouf now, Sam,” added Bry; “but don’ you trust it, no
how. ’Tain’t safe, like a great sail an’ a stiff breeze.”
“Right you are, lad,” cried Uncle Naboth, approvingly. “Injines is an
invention of the devil, Bry, but good Christians can use ’em if they
only watch out. An’ now, good bye, an’ take care o’ yourselves till we
get back or send for you.”
On account of our great wealth, Mr. Perkins had decided to take a
tourist sleeping-car for the trip, rather than sit up in the seats of
the common cars all night.
“Sleepin’ cars is a genuine luxury, Sam,” he said, “an’ only fit for the
very rich, who’ve got so much money they won’t miss it, or the very
poor, who’ve got so little there’s no use savin’ it. I guess we can
afford the treat and the bunks in this ’ere tourist car is jest as big
as the ones in the high-priced coaches ahead. So as soon as we get clear
of ’Frisco, let’s go to bed.”
“But it isn’t dark yet, Uncle,” I protested. “It won’t be bedtime for
hours.”
“Sam,” replied the old man, earnestly, “do you mean to say you’re goin’
to pay for a bed and let it lay idle? That’s what I call rank
extravagance! I’ve seen it done, on my travels, o’ course. I’ve known a
man to pay three dollars for a bed, an’ then set up half the night in
the smokin’ cars before he turns in. But do you s’pose the railroad
company pays him back half the money? Never. They just laughs at him and
keeps the whole three dollars! To pay for a thing, and use it, ain’t
extravagance; but to buy a bed, and then set up half the night is. Why,
it’s like payin’ for a table-day-haughty dinner an’ then skippin’ half
the courses! Would a sensible man do that?”
“Not if he’s hungry, Uncle,” said I, laughing at this philosophy.
“If he ain’t hungry, he buys a sandwich, an’ not a table-day-haughty,”
cried Uncle Naboth, triumphantly.
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