Sam Steele's Adventures on Land and SeaBaum, L. Frank (Lyman Frank)
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Sam Steele's Adventures on Land and Sea
Baum, L. Frank (Lyman Frank)
Adventure stories; Alaska -- Juvenile fiction
Nevertheless, being fully conscious of my newly acquired wealth, I
recklessly sat up until bedtime, while my thrifty Uncle occupied his
“bunk” and snored peacefully. The journey was accomplished in safety,
and from Boston we took the little railway to the seaport town of
Batteraft.
During the last hours of the trip Uncle Naboth had become very
thoughtful, and I frequently noticed him making laborious memoranda with
his pencil on the backs of envelopes and scraps of paper which he took
from his wallet. Finally I asked:
“What are you writing, Uncle?”
“I’m jest jotting down the things I mean to say to that old female shark
at Batteraft,” was the reply. “I tell you, Sam, she’s goin’ to have the
talkin’-to of her life, when I get at her; and she’ll deserve every word
of it. I’ll let you pay her first, so’s the money account will be
square; an’ then I’ll try to square the moral account.”
“Will she let you?” I enquired doubtfully, for I had a vivid remembrance
of Mrs. Ranck’s dislike of any opposition.
“She can’t help herself,” replied Uncle Naboth, seriously. “If you knew
the things she up an’ said to me that day I tackled her before, Sam, an’
the harsh an’ impident tones she used to say ’em with, you’d realize how
much my revenge means to me.”
“Why didn’t you resent it then, Uncle?”
“Why, she took me by surprise, an’ I didn’t have time to collect my
parrergraphs, and that’s the reason. Also it’s the reason I’m figgerin’
out my speeches aforehand this time, so’s I won’t be backwards when the
time comes. You can’t thrash the cantankerous old termagen’ like you
would a man, but you can lash her with speeches that cuts like a
two-edged sword. At sarcasm and ironical I’m quite a professor, Sam; but
them talents would be wasted on Mrs. Ranck. With her I’ll open my vials
o’ wrath an’ empty ’em to the dregs. I’ll wither her with scorn,
an’—an’—an’ tell her just what I think o’ her,” he concluded, rather
lamely.
I sighed, for the mention of Mrs. Ranck always recalled to me the fate
of my poor father. The landscape began to grow very familiar now, and
presently the train swung into the little station where I had so often
stood in my younger days to watch the passengers get on and off the
cars.
Ned Britton at once walked on to the tavern, but as the afternoon was
only half gone Uncle Naboth and I decided to go on up to my father’s old
home without delay and have our carefully planned interview with Mrs.
Ranck. The banknotes I was to pay to her lay crisply in my new
pocket-book, and I was eager to be free of my debt to the cruel woman
who had aspersed my dead father’s character and driven me from my old
home.
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