Yes, though it wuz one on his side instid of mine, justice makes me say
he seemed to be a good feller, and smart as a whip, too. And he seemed
to feel real friendly and cousinly towards us, though I had never laid
eyes on him more than once or twice before. Josiah had known him when
they wuz boys.
He had lived in Vermont, and had been educated high, been through
college, and preachin’ schools of the best kind, and had sot out in life
as a minister, but bein’ broke up with quinsy, and havin’ a desire to be
in some Christian work, he took to colporterin’, and had been down in
the Southern States to work amongst the freedmen for years.
He went not long after the war closed. I guess he hated to give up
preachin’, for I believe my soul that he wanted to do good, and bein’ so
awful smart it wuz a cross, I know—and once in a while he would kind o’
forget himself, and fall into a sort o’ preachin’, eloquent style of
talkin’, even when he wuz conversin’ on such subjects as butter, and
hens, and farmin’, and such. But I know he did it entirely onbeknown to
himself.
And to the table—the blessin’ he asked wuz as likely a one as I ever see
run at anybody’s table, but it wuz middlin’ lengthy, as long about as a
small-sized sermon.
Josiah squirmed—I see he did, he squirmed hard, though he is a good
Christian man. He wuz afraid the cream biscuit would be spilte by the
delay; they are his favorites, and though I am fur from bein’ the one
that ought to speak of it, my biscuit are called delicious.
And though I hate to say it, hate to show any onwillingness to be
blessed to any length by so good a man and so smart a one—yet I must say
them biscuit wuzn’t the biscuit they would have been had the blessin’
been more briefer, and they had been eat earlier.
Howsomever, they wuz pretty good ones after all, and Cousin John Richard
partook of five right along one after the other, and seemed to enjoy the
fifth one jest as well as he did the earlier editions. They wuzn’t very
large, but light, and tender.
Wall, after supper, he and my pardner sot down in the settin’-room,
while I wuz a washin’ up the dishes, and a settin’ the sponge for my
griddle-cakes for breakfast.
And I hearn ’em a talkin’ about Uncle Noah, and Uncle Darius, and Cousin
Melinda, and Sophronia Ann, and Aunt Marrier and her children—and lots
more that I had never hearn of, or had forgot if I had.
They seemed to be a takin’ solid comfort, though I see that Cousin John
Richard every time he got a chance would kinder preach on ’em.
If there wuz a death amongst ’em that they talked over, John Richard
would, I see, instinctively and onbeknown to himself preach a little
funeral sermon on ’em, a first-rate one, too, though flowery, and draw
quite a lot of morals. Wall, I thought to myself, they are a takin’
sights of comfort together, and I am glad on it. I dearly love to see my
pardner happy.
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