But if you can believe it, before I got breakfast ready, while he was a
wipin’ his hands to the sink on the roller towel, he broke out agin as
fresh seemingly in debate as ever.
If I had mistrusted it ahead I should have made extra preparation for
breakfast, for the purpose of quellin’ him down, but I hadn’t dreamed
of his resoomin’ it agin; and I only got my common run of brekfasses,
though it wuz very good and appetizin’.
I had some potatoes warmed up in cream, and some lamb-chops broiled
brown and yet juicy, some hot muffins light as a feather, and some
delicious coffee—it wuz good enough for a King or a Zar—but then it
wuzn’t one of my choice efforts, for principle’s sake, which I often
have to make in the cookin’ line, and—good land!—which every other
human woman has to make who has a man to deal with.
We can’t vote, and we have to do sunthin’ or other to get our own way.
Wall, as I wuz a sayin’, he broke out anew, and sez he:
“I am sick as a dog of all this talk about the Race Problem.”
And then agin I uttered them wise words I had spoken the night before;
they wuz jest heavy with wisdom if he had only known it; and sez I:
“What makes you keep a bringin’ it up, then and a talkin’ about it?”
And agin he sez, “He done it to let me know how he felt about it.”
And agin I sez, “I knew it before.”
And I silently but smoothly poured my sweet cream over my sliced
potatoes, and turned my lamb-chops and drawed my coffee forwards so it
would come to a bile.
And he repeated, “I believe in lettin’ things alone that don’t consarn
us; it hain’t none of our bizness.”
And seein’ he wuz bound on talkin’ on it, why, I felt a feelin’ that
I must roust up and set him right where I see he wuz wrong; I see it
was my duty as a devoted pardner. And so, after we had got down to the
table, and he sez agin in more powerful and even high-headed axents,
“that it wuz none of our bizness,” then I spunked up and sez, “It seems
to me, Josiah Allen, that the cause of eternal truth is _always_ our
bizness.”
“Oh, wall! it hain’t best to meddle; that is my idee, and that is
my practice. Don’t you know that when Ury had that fight with Sam
Shelmadine, I said I wouldn’t either make nor break? I said I won’t
meddle, and I didn’t meddle. It wuzn’t my bizness.”
[Illustration: “WHEN URY HAD THAT FIGHT WITH SAM.”]
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