Sans-Cravate; or, The Messengers; Little StreamsKock, Paul de
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Sans-Cravate; or, The Messengers; Little Streams
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- Translations into English
"That's right!" said Tobie, gulping down the madeira. "Beaune première,
the best there is! Is anything too good for us? Pass me the olives. Pass
me the anchovies. Pass me the tunny."
"The devil! you might as well say pass me everything! How little Tobie
pitches in! Be careful, my dear fellow; it isn't prudent to have your
stomach too full when you are going straight away to an assignation."
"Oh! I have room enough. I'd like some madeira."
"Monsieur has a full, round face, which doesn't indicate a very nervous
man," said Dupétrain, looking at Tobie; "but I'll bet that I can put him
to sleep."
"Dupétrain," cried Mouillot, "you will be fined five francs every time
that you mention magnetism during dinner."
"Oho! we're forbidden to speak now, are we?"
"Tell us something amusing--we would like that.--But you don't say
anything, Albert! Have you an unrequited passion in your heart?"
"I, a passion! _Fichtre!_ no--but I---- By the way, waiter, I expect a
messenger. Let me know when anyone asks for me."
"The same with me," said Célestin.
"And me," cried Tobie, stuffing a handful of olives into his pocket;
"let me know, waiter--for it's very important. I am Monsieur Tobie
Pigeonnier. A messenger will ask for me."
"Do you propose to put all the olives in your pocket, Tobie?"
"I like them pocketed,[B] messieurs; they're much better."
"Yes," laughed Célestin, "and then, you have some the next day."
"Ah! they are better pocketed, are they?" said the artist. "Then I must
try some."
And as the radishes were passed to Balivan a moment later, he seized a
handful and put them in his pocket.
The first courses were discussed with great zest by the young men; but
when the truffled turkey arrived, their enthusiasm had abated in some
degree; Tobie alone seemed as hungry as ever, and filled his plate with
truffles, crying:
"On my word, one can dine mighty well here!"
"You don't seem to be sure of yourself, Pigeonnier," said Albert, with a
smile.
"Peste!" said Mouillot; "how you do work your oven!"
"Well, for all that," interposed Dupétrain, "I'll bet that I can put
monsieur to sleep."
"Five francs, Dupétrain!"
"Give me some beaune, Balivan. Damnation! I knew it; he's mixed it with
madeira! Would you like me to give you an idea of that fellow's
absent-mindedness, messieurs? Not long ago, I went to see him during the
day; his servant said: 'Monsieur is taking a bath; he sent out for one,
and he's in it now.'--'Well,' I said, 'that needn't prevent my speaking
to him. Men aren't afraid to look at one another in the water.'--So I
went into the room where my gentleman was bathing. What did I see?
Balivan, fully dressed, and with his boots on, seated in his bath and
quietly reading a newspaper, absolutely unconscious that there was
anything peculiar in his method of bathing."
"Ha! ha! ha! that is too much; we might say, like your fair neighbor at
dinner: it was a bet, wasn't it, Balivan?"
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