Devil -- Fiction; Hell -- Fiction; Short stories; Soviet Union -- Fiction
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This etext was produced from Fantastic Universe, September
1956. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the
U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.
_It is not always easy to laugh at Satan, or take pleasure in
his antics. But when the Prince of Darkness goes on a vacation
or holds a mirror up to human nature at its most Luciferian
chuckles are certain to arise and follow one another in
hilarious profusion. Here is a yarn contrived by a craftsman
with ironic lightning bolts at his fingertips, as mordantly
compelling as it is jovial and Jovian. If you liked _SATAN
ON HOLIDAY_, and were hoping for a sequel you can now
rejoice in full measure, for Ralph Bennitt has provided that
longed-for delight._
SATAN AND THE COMRADES
_by ... Ralph Bennitt_
Lucifer wasn't sure that just the right improvements had been
made in Hell. So he used a dash of sulfur with Satanic skill.
Nick felt almost good-humoredly buoyant after his year's holiday as a
college boy. About a second after leaving Earth he slowed his
traveling speed down to the medium velocity of light by shifting from
fifth dimension to fourth. Though still a million miles above the
wastes of Chaos and twice that distance from the gates of Hell, his
X-ray eyes were quick to discern a difference in the road far below
him.
Sin and Death had built that broad highway eons before. On leaving
Hell, presumedly forever to carry on their work among men, they had
done a mighty good job of the original construction. But time had
worked its ravages with the primrose-lined path, and it was not
surprising that on starting his sabbatical leave, Nick had ordered his
chief engineer to repair the road as a first step in his plan to
modernize Hell.
Apparently, old Mulciber had done a bang-up job, and Nick roared in
laughter at evidences of the engineer's genius and those of wily
Belial, the handsome court wag. The Propaganda Chief had added
advertising at numerous new roadhouses along the way, and unwary
shades traveling hellward gazed at beautiful scenes of lush vegetation
instead of a dreary expanse like the Texas Panhandle. This "devilish
cantraip sleight" also changed the raw Chaos climate to a steady 72 deg.F
and gave off a balmy fragrance of fruits and flowers.
Ten thousand drachmas, a fictitious unit of currency established by
foxy old Mammon, was the flat fee for use of the road. Blissfully
unaware of this "Transportation Charge," or how it would be paid,
numerous phantom pilgrims were sliding down the steeper hills--and
having a swell time. Their shouts of glee reached Nick's largish ears
despite the lack of air as mortals know it. Clever old Mulcie had
installed freezing plants here and there to surface the road with
glare ice.
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