Devil -- Fiction; Hell -- Fiction; Short stories; Soviet Union -- Fiction
"We don't," Nick said. "When did we ever trust anybody? But our system
of checkers, checkers checking the checkers, super-checkers on up to
charter members, hasn't failed yet."
"If His Eminence, The Corpse-Snatcher, is satisfied," Azazel said,
smoothing his sleek black hair, "I shall answer Prince Mulciber's
polite question. We now have on the guards' roll exactly thirteen
million four hundred--"
"That's close enough." Plainly pleased with his title, Moloch grinned
at the big engineer. "Mulcie, why not build a chute straight up into
Moscow? Save the boss trouble. He could take along a few gorillas and
toss all those troublemaking stinkers straight into a hot bath."
Nick joined in the laughter. "Trouble with that, Molly, The BBU
wouldn't stand for it. Only Death can give the final sting, and even
he has to wait for the call. Our game is to play it cagey, stick by
the few rules The BBU laid down, and stay out of trouble."
"How do you aim to handle those fellas?" Belial asked.
"Tell you after I do it." Nick guessed the fun-loving Propaganda Chief
wanted to go along, but decided Cletus would be a better assistant in
a plan already formulated. A boon companion, Belial, for any nefarious
project. True, he had the quickest wit of the lot, but had worked
over-long in the advertising racket, and many of his schemes resembled
those of a hen on a hot griddle.
Nick turned to the secretary. "If you have all this down, Asta, I'll
consider a motion to adjourn."
III
It was an hour short of midnight and snowing in Moscow when Nick
landed in the printing room of Pravda, the official Red journal. As he
had calculated, several sample newspapers had been run off.
Vichy Volonsky, a short, roundheaded man, had held up the rest of the
issue while he studied the content through his nose-glasses. Editor
Blochensk and the mechanics anxiously awaited the great man's verdict.
An unfavorable one meant the concentration camp for everybody. As
Minister of Culture, Volonsky previewed all news personally when not
running errands for Andrei Broncov at a meeting of the Inner Council.
The Number Two ranking man in the Kremlin clique frowned most
frighteningly, then, moved by an odd compulsion, walked into a
sound-insulated telephone room. He closed the door and stared at it
stupidly while looking through the invisible Nick.
"Why did I come in here?" he said. "There's only the usual bilge in
the sheet, nothing to telephone the fat slob about. Yet something made
me."
"I did," Nick said, suddenly visible. "When I finish, Pravda will
never be the same again. Lie down, Vichy!"
Volonsky opened his mouth, but Nick wiggled a finger, and no yell came
out. In the wink of an eye, he squeezed out the Minister's shade and
took its place.
"Pretty cramped and smelly quarters," Nick told himself, "but do or
die for good old Hades."
"What? Who are you?" Volonsky's phantom teeth chattered. "You must be
Nick, himself."
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