I am aware that these fervid ejaculations are apt to be regarded by the
light-minded as trivial, by the cold-hearted as indecorous, by the
sanctimonious as even profane; but to the true philosopher, whether he
be religious or not, they are pregnant with grave significance. For do
not these irrepressible utterances burst forth from the very depths of
the profound heart of the people? Are they not just as spontaneous and
universal as is the belief in God itself? Are they not among the most
genuine and impassioned words of mankind? Have they not a primordial
vigor and vitality? Are they not supremely of that voice of the people
which has been well called the voice of God? Thus when your Englishman
instead of “Strange!” says “The Devil!” instead of “Wonderful!” cries
“Good Heavens!” instead of “How startling!” exclaims “O Christ!” he does
more than merely express his emotions, his surprise, his wonder, his
amaze; he hallows it to the assertion of his belief in Satan, in the
good kingdom of God, in Jesus; and, moreover, by the emotional gradation
ranks with perfect accuracy the Devil lowest in the scale, the heavens
higher, Christ the loftiest. When another shouts “God damn you!”(1) he
not only condemns the evil of the person addressed; he also takes
occasion to avow his own strong faith in God and God’s judgment of
sinners. Similarly “God bless you!” implies that there is a God, and
that from him all blessings flow. How vividly does the vulgar hyperbole
“Infernally hot,” prove the general belief in hell-fire! And the phrase
“God knows!” not merely declares that the subject is beyond human
knowledge, but also that an all-wise God exists. Here in the West, as
before stated, such brief expressions of faith, which are so much more
sincere than long formularies repeated by rote in church, are quite as
common as in your England. When one has sharply rebuked or punished
another, he says “I gave him hell.” And that this belief in future
punishment pervades all classes is proved by the fact that even a
profane editor speaks of it as a matter of course. For the thermometer
having been stolen from his sanctum, the said worthy editor announced
that the mean cuss who took it might as well bring or send it back (no
questions asked) for it could not be of any use to him in the place he
was going to, as it only registered up to 212 degrees. The old notion
that hell or Hades is located in the middle of the earth (which may have
a scientific solution in the Plutonic theory that we dwell on the crust
of a baked dumpling full of fusion and confusion) is obviously tallied
by the miner’s assertion that his vein was true-fissure, reaching from
the grass-roots down to hell. The frequent phrase “A God-damned liar,”
“A God-damned thief,” recognise God as the punisher of the wicked. I
have heard a man complain of an ungodly headache, implying first, the
existence of God, and secondly, the fact that the Godhead does not ache,
or in other words is perfect.
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