Satiro-Mastix; or, the Vntrussing of the Humorous Poet — John Shaqi
Satiro-Mastix; or, the Vntrussing of the Humorous PoetDekker, Thomas
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Satiro-Mastix; or, the Vntrussing of the Humorous Poet
Dekker, Thomas
Jonson, Ben, 1573?-1637
Horace _hal’d his_ Poetasters _to the Barre, the_ Poetasters
_vntruss’d_ Horace: _how worthily eyther, or how wrongfully_, (World)
_leaue it to the Jurie_: Horace _(questionles) made himselfe beleeue,
that his_ |15| Burgonian wit _might desperately challenge all commers,
and that none durst take vp the foyles against him: It’s likely.
if he had not so beleiu’d, he had not bin so deceiu’d, for hee was
answer’d at his owne weapon: And if before_ Apollo _himselfe_ (_who
is_ Coronator Poetarum) _an_ Inquisition _should be taken touching
this lamentable merry murdering of Innocent |20| Poetry: all mount_
Helicon _to_ Bun-hill, _it would be found on the_ Poetasters _side_
Se defendendo. _Notwithstanding the Doctors thinke otherwise. I meete
one, and he runnes full Butt at me with his Satires hornes, for that
in vntrussing_ Horace, _I did onely whip his fortunes, and condition
of life, where the more noble_ Reprehension _had bin of his_ mindes
|25| Deformitie, _whose greatnes if his_ Criticall Lynx _had with as
narrow eyes, obseru’d in himselfe, as it did little spots vpon others,
without all disputation_: Horace _would not haue left_ Horace _out of_
Euery man in’s Hvmour. _His fortunes? why does not he taxe that onely
in others? Read his_ Arraignement _and see. A second Cat-a-mountaine
mewes, and calles |30| me Barren, because my braines could bring foorth
no other_ Stigmaticke _than_ Tucca, _whome_ Horace _had put to making,
and begot to my hand: but I wonder what language_ Tucca _would haue
spoke, if honest Capten_ Hannam _had bin borne without a tongue? Ist
not as lawfull then for mee to imitate_ Horace, _as_ Horace Hannam?
|35| _ Besides, If I had made an opposition of any other new-minted
fellow, (of what Test so euer) hee had bin out-fac’d, and out-weyed by
a settled former approbation: neyther was it much improper to set the
same dog vpon_ Horace, _whom_ Horace _had set to worrie others_.
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