Satiro-Mastix; or, the Vntrussing of the Humorous PoetDekker, Thomas
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Satiro-Mastix; or, the Vntrussing of the Humorous Poet
Dekker, Thomas
Jonson, Ben, 1573?-1637
_Ter._ Father, and you my Bride; that name to day,
Wife, comes not till to morrow: but omitting
This enterchange of language; let vs thinke
Vpon the King and night, and call our spirits
|1330| To a true reckoning; first to Arme our wittes
With compleat steele of Iudgement, and our tongs,
With sound attillery of Phrases: then
Our Bodies must bee motions; moouing first
What we speake: afterwards, our very knees
|1335| Must humbly seeme to talke, and sute our speech;
For a true furnisht Cortyer hath such force,
Though his tonge faints, his very legs discourse.
_Sir quin._ Sonne Terrill, thou hast drawne his picture right,
For hee’s noe full-made Courtier, nor well strung,
|1340| That hath not euery ioynt stucke with a tongue.
Daughter, if Ladies say, that is the Bride, that’s she,
Gaze thou at none, for all will gaze at thee.
_Cæl._ Then, ô my father must I goe? O my husband
Shall I then goe? O my selfe, will I goe?
|1345| _Sir quin._ You must.
_Ter._ You shall.
_Cæl._ I will, but giue me leaue,
To say I may not, nor I ought not, say not
|1350| Still, I must goe, let me intreate I may not.
_Ter._ You must and shall, I made a deede of gift,
And gaue my oath vnto the King, I swore
By thy true constancy.
_Cæl._ Then keep that word
|1355| To sweare by, O let me be constant still.
_Ter._ What shall I cancell faith, and breake my oath?
_Cæl._ If breaking constancie, thou breakst them both.
_Ter._ Thy constancie no euill can pursue.
_Cæl._ I may be constant still, and yet not true.
|1360| _Ter._ As how?
_Cæl._ As thus, by violence detain’d,
They may be constant still, that are constrain’d.
_Ter._ Constrain’d? that word weighs heauy, yet my oath
Weighes downe that word; the kinges thoughts are at oddes,
|1365| They are not euen ballanst in his brest;
The King may play the man with me; nay more,
Kings may vsurpe; my wife’s a woman; yet
Tis more then I know yet, that know not her,
If she should prooue mankinde, twere rare, fye, fye,
|1370| See how I loose my selfe, amongst my thoughts,
Thinking to finde my selfe; my oath, my oath.
_Sir quin._ I sweare another, let me see, by what,
By my long stocking, and my narrow skirtes,
Not made to sit vpon, she shall to Court.
|1375| I haue a tricke, a charme, that shall lay downe
The spirit of lust, and keep thee vndeflowred;
Thy husbands honor sau’d, and the hot King,
Shall haue enough too. Come, a tricke, a charme.
_Exit._
_Cæl._ God keep thy honour safe, my bloud from harme.
|1380| _Ter._ Come, my sicke-minded Bride, Ile teach thee how,
To relish health a little: Taste this thought,
That when mine eyes seru’d loues commission,
Vpon thy beauties I did seise on them,
To a Kings vse; cure all thy griefe with this,
|1385| That his great seale was grauen vpon this ring,
And that I was but Steward to a King.
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