Sawn Off: A Tale of a Family TreeFenn, George Manville
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Sawn Off: A Tale of a Family Tree
Fenn, George Manville
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Max had not spoken; but he winced as he heard these words--preserving
his smile, though, when he turned his face to his visitor and passed the
wine.
"Not bad, Max--not bad," said the old fellow, tasting the sherry and
smacking his lips before pouring the rest down his throat. "How you
must mug yourself here! Lucky dog, lucky dog! Now, if I had taken to
stock-broking instead of ship's husbanding, I might have been as well
off as you."
"Oh dear, no; I'm not well off," said Max.
"Hey?"
"I say I'm not well off," said Max, more loudly.
"That's a pity," said the old fellow. "Never mind, I'll have another
glass, all the same. Fill it full this time."
Max shut his teeth with a snap, but he filled the glass brimming full,
and then restopped the decanter.
"So you're not well off, hey?" said Hopper.
"Very, very short," said Max, with his mouth close to his visitor's ear.
"Humph! Sorry to hear it, because I want to borrow five pounds of you,"
said Hopper. "You've got that, I suppose?"
"Indeed, no. I'm very sorry," began Max.
"So am I," said the old fellow shortly. "Hah, Max Shingle, how you'd
have liked to stick a dose of poison in that wine, wouldn't you?"
"Really, Mr Hopper," began Max indignantly, and he half rose.
But the old man laid his stick upon his shoulder like a sceptre, and
forced him down.
"Sit still, stupid!" cried the old man. "I know what you are going to
say. Surprised at my making such remarks, and so on. But you would
like to, and I believe you'd do it if it was not for the fear of the
law. I say, Max," he chuckled, "it would take a strong new rope to hang
you."
Max laid his hands upon the arms of his handsome, well-stuffed easy
chair, and turned of a pale dough colour, as he glared at his visitor.
"I don't wonder at it," chuckled Hopper. "It must be very unpleasant to
have a man come to see you, and invade the sanctity--sanctity, yes,
sanctity, that's the word--of your home and private office, who knows
what a scoundrel you are."
"For Heaven's sake, speak lower!" cried Max, in a hoarse whisper.
"All right," said Hopper, nodding. "Especially to a man like you, who
goes in for the religious dodge, and is so looked up to and respected by
every one. Ha! ha! ha!" he chuckled--"what a wonderful deal is done in
this world, Max, by humbug!"
Max began to wipe his wet face with his handkerchief, glaring the while
helplessly at his tormentor.
"You're such a good man, too, now," said Hopper, laughing, and evidently
enjoying the other's discomfiture. "I saw you coming from service last
Sunday, with the wife, and that dear youth in the next room, Fred, all
carrying limp hymn-books. I say, Max, your prayers must be precious
limp, too."
"Say what you have to say, and then go, for Heaven's sake!" gasped Max.
"Hey! say what I have to say? How I can read your fat lips, Max! I
never feel my deafness when you are speaking. Well, I am saying what I
have to say. I don't often speak out like this."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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