Scatalogic Rites of All Nations: A dissertation upon the employment of excrementitious remedial agents in religion, therapeutics, divination, witchcraft, love-philters, etc., in all parts of the globeBourke, John Gregory
Religion
Scatalogic Rites of All Nations: A dissertation upon the employment of excrementitious remedial agents in religion, therapeutics, divination, witchcraft, love-philters, etc., in all parts of the globe
Bourke, John Gregory
Scatology
Against philters, as well as to counteract the efforts of witches
attacking people just entering the married state, by such maleficent
means as “ligatures,” and other obstacles, ordure was facile princeps as
a remedy. Likewise, to break up a love affair, nothing was superior to
the simple charm of placing some of the ordure of the person seeking to
break away from love’s thraldom in the shoe of the one still faithful.
It is within the bounds of possibility that this remedy would be found
potential even in our own times, if faithfully applied. “Contra philtra,
item pro ligatis et maleficiatis a mulieribus sequens Johannes Jacobus
Weckerus ... pone de egestione seu alvi excremento ipsius mulieris
mane in fotulari dextro maleficiati et statim cum ipse sentiet fœtorum
solvitur maleficium.... Quod si in amantis calceum stercus amatæ
posueris, ubi odorem senserit, solvitur amor,” etc. (several examples are
given).—(“Chylologia,” p. 791.)
Mr. Chrisfield, of the Library of Congress, Washington, D. C., imparts
a fact which dovetails in with the foregoing item in a very interesting
manner. He says that, in his youth, which was passed on the Eastern Shore
of Maryland, he learned that, among the more ignorant classes of that
section it was a rule that when a father observed the growing affection
of his son for some young girl, he should endeavor to obtain a little of
her excrement, and make the youth wear it under the left arm-pit; if he
remained constant in his devotion after being subjected to this test,
the father felt that it would be useless to interpose objection to the
nuptials.
There is a case mentioned in Scotland in which “aversion was inspired on
the part of the female.” To remedy this “the man got a cake” (ingredients
not mentioned) “to be put under his left arm, betwixt his shirt and his
skin, observing silence, until the nuptial couch was sprinkled with water
and the mystical cake withdrawn.”—(“Superstitions of Scotland,” Dalyell,
p. 305.)
One might safely wager guineas to shillings that, in the above example
the mystical cake was the legitimate descendant of one formerly
compounded of very unsavory ingredients, and that the water with which
the nuptial couch was to be sprinkled, had replaced a fluid closely
related to the liquid employed by the Hottentots on such occasions.
“To procure the dissolving of bewitched and constrained love, the
party bewitched must make a jakes (i. e. privy) of the lover’s shoe.
And to enforce a man, how proper soever he be, to love an old hag, she
gives unto him to eate (among other meates) her own dung.”—(Scot’s
“Discoverie,” p. 62.)
This subject of “Nouer l’aiguillette” is referred to by Dulaure.—(“Traité
des Dif. Cultes,” vol. ii. p. 288.)
“If a man makes water upon a dog’s urine, he will become disinclined to
copulation, they say.”—(Pliny, lib. xxx. c. 49.)
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