Clergy -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Mr. Ely was a tall, dark-haired, distinguished-looking man of
three-and-thirty. By the laity of Milby and its neighbourhood he was
regarded as a man of quite remarkable powers and learning, who must make
a considerable sensation in London pulpits and drawing-rooms on his
occasional visit to the metropolis; and by his brother clergy he was
regarded as a discreet and agreeable fellow. Mr. Ely never got into a
warm discussion; he suggested what might be thought, but rarely said what
he thought himself; he never let either men or women see that he was
laughing at them, and he never gave any one an opportunity of laughing at
_him_. In one thing only he was injudicious. He parted his dark wavy hair
down the middle; and as his head was rather flat than otherwise, that
style of coiffure was not advantageous to him.
Mr. Farquhar, though not a parishioner of Mr. Ely’s, was one of his
warmest admirers, and thought he would make an unexceptionable
son-in-law, in spite of his being of no particular ‘family’. Mr. Farquhar
was susceptible on the point of ‘blood’--his own circulating fluid, which
animated a short and somewhat flabby person, being, he considered, of
very superior quality.
‘By the by,’ he said, with a certain pomposity counteracted by a lisp,
‘what an ath Barton makth of himthelf, about that Bridmain and the
Counteth, ath she callth herthelf. After you were gone the other evening,
Mithith Farquhar wath telling him the general opinion about them in the
neighbourhood, and he got quite red and angry. Bleth your thoul, he
believth the whole thtory about her Polish huthband and hith wonderful
ethcapeth; and ath for her--why, he thinkth her perfection, a woman of
motht refined feelingth, and no end of thtuff.’
Mr. Ely smiled. ‘Some people would say our friend Barton was not the best
judge of refinement. Perhaps the lady flatters him a little, and we men
are susceptible. She goes to Shepperton Church every Sunday--drawn there,
let us suppose, by Mr. Barton’s eloquence.’
‘Pshaw,’ said Mr. Farquhar: ‘Now, to my mind, you have only to look at
that woman to thee what she ith--throwing her eyth about when she comth
into church, and drething in a way to attract attention. I should thay,
she’th tired of her brother Bridmain, and looking out for another brother
with a thtronger family likeneth. Mithith Farquhar ith very fond of
Mithith Barton, and ith quite dithtrethed that she should athothiate with
thuch a woman, tho she attacked him on the thubject purpothly. But I tell
her it’th of no uthe, with a pig-headed fellow like him. Barton’th
well-meaning enough, but _tho_ contheited. I’ve left off giving him my
advithe.’
Mr. Ely smiled inwardly and said to himself, ‘What a punishment!’ But to
Mr. Farquhar he said, ‘Barton might be more judicious, it must be
confessed.’ He was getting tired, and did not want to develop the
subject.
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