Scheherazade: a London night's entertainment — John Shaqi
Scheherazade: a London night's entertainmentWarden, Florence
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Scheherazade: a London night's entertainment
Warden, Florence
English fiction -- 19th century
“Always supposing the fire-worshipping gentleman with the fez does not
recognise you and try some pretty little Eastern practical joke upon
you, such as inducing you to spend a couple of hours head downwards in
the water-butt, or nailing you up in one of his own packing-cases.
Oriental husbands have got a nasty name, you know.”
“Husbands! That lovely girl is never the wife of a man with a face
like old brown Windsor! Or if she is, he has so many others that he
can’t have time to look after them all. If I only knew her _number_,
that when I call I might inquire for the right one!”
“You’d better give it up, Massey; Indian dishes are proverbially hot
ones,” said Dicky warningly.
But the young Irishman was too much excited to listen to anything but
the suggestions of his own imagination concerning the lady.
“I don’t believe she’s Indian,” he rambled on; “I never saw a type
quite like it. The face is too delicate for a Creole; I wonder if
she’s an Arabian. She looks like a princess out of the _Arabian
Nights_, now doesn’t she?”
“Yes, perhaps she does. And you had better remember all that means
before you set about stealing a march on the genie. Little cunning,
sensual creatures with the mind and manners of cats--”
“I tell you who she is like,” pursued Massey, ignoring interruptions,
“she is Scheherazade. You remember, the sultan’s wife who tells the
stories, and fascinates him into sparing her life, after he’d sworn to
kill all his wives on discovering what a faithless lot they were.”
“And then the story breaks off without letting one know whether she
turned out any better than the rest. Wise chronicler, he knew where to
stop! And if you’re wise, you’ll follow his example, and leave the
tale where it is at present.”
But that was asking too much. The very next day, Massey rang boldly at
the bell of Rahas and Fanah, Oriental merchants, and spent two or
three pounds on trumpery brass pots and pans and on ill-made plaster
animals, purposely choosing small articles that he might fritter away
his time the more slowly, and in fact hang about on the chance of
another sight of the Eastern beauty. He was served by the man he had
seen the evening before, a genuine Oriental with grave, composed,
leisurely manners. Massey longed to put some question to him which
should lead to the discovery whether he was married, but this was not
easy, as the Oriental merchant’s black eyes had an expression which
suggested that he was not to be trifled with; “a sort of creepy, crafty,
stick-you-through-with-a-chopstick-and-serve-you-up-with-chilis look,”
as he afterwards described it to Dicky. However, he elicited the
information that the dark-visaged one came from Smyrna, which did not
help him much, as the only thing he recollected to have heard about
that place was that:
“There was a young person of Smyrna, whose grandmother threatened to
burn her.”
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