Salome grimaced, then shook her head. "I asked Phyllis as I passed
her just now by the gates and she shouted back, 'No.' I guess it
will remain a mystery for ever. I wish to goodness I'd pulled off
the gravel without Prinny or anyone seeing me."
Goodly numbers of seniors made their appearance punctually at
six-thirty and took their seats. When the room was full, Paddy, clad
in a tattered gown and a battered old mortar-board, vigorously rang
the lesson bell for silence.
"Ladies and gentlemen," she began. "I see upon the smiling faces
around me the predominant expression of curiosity. I do not wish to
keep you on tenterhooks, my dear fellow-labourers, so I will get on
with the business right away. It has come to my ears recently that a
grievous crime against the justice of this country has been
perpetrated. One of the members of this community has been cast into
prison without a trial. Now, my dear friends, you may not have read
for the Bar, like myself; you may not even have perused that
delightful little text-book entitled 'Raleigh's Elementary Politics,'
but at least you have all studied, with keen enjoyment, King John and
Magna Carta in history lessons----"
Cheers and groans from the audience were followed by a strange and
dubious silence as the meaning underlying Paddy's high-flown speech
dawned upon them. The girls cast uneasy glances at each other, not
liking the turn affairs had taken. Surely enough fuss had already
been made over that Richoter affair, and anyway, there couldn't be
much doubt but that Kitty Despard had done it. Paddy was carrying it
a bit too far this time, they said to themselves. There might be
trouble if Miss St. Leger got to know.
Someone voiced the opinion of the assembly by calling out, "What
price the inquiry in the Hall last night? Don't you count that?"
There was silence.
Paddy gravely produced a huge pair of horn-rimmed spectacles and
perched them on her nose, then gazed freezingly in the direction of
the voice.
"The honourable gentleman over there is surely suffering from
delirium tremens. If the honourable gentleman will wait until he
hears the charge----"
There was a laugh from some of the girls. Salome, who had half risen
from her seat, dropped back into it. The girls began to realize it
was evidently only one of Paddy's jokes; there would be nothing
serious and unpleasant happening, after all.
"As you have already guessed," went on Paddy briskly, "we propose
holding a proper trial by jury this evening. The first step is to
arrange the court. I will read out the names of the officers already
appointed and they will kindly take their places at once. Having, as
you will doubtless acknowledge, the keenest discernment and the
readiest wit of you all, I have great pleasure in accepting the part
of the Judge myself. Our learned friend, Mr. Frederick Lightfoot,
K.C., and Mr. William Pimple will be counsel for the defence and the
Crown respectively."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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