Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
They reached Plymouth, where they had to put out a few cases of goods,
just in time to save the mate’s reason, for the whole ship, owing to
Mr. Hutchins’ zeal, was topsy-turvy. The ship’s cat sat up all one
night cursing him and a blue ribbon he had tied round her neck, and
even the battered old tea-pot came down to meals bedizened with bows of
the same proselytising hue.
By the time they had got to their moorings it was too late to take the
hatches off, and the crew sat gazing longingly at the lights ashore.
Their delight when the visitor obtained permission for them to go
ashore with him for a little stroll was unbounded, and they set off
like schoolboys.
“They couldn’t be with a better man,” said the skipper, as the party
moved off; “when I think of the good that man’s done in under four days
it makes me ashamed of myself.”
“You’d better ship ’im as mate,” said George. “There’d be a pair of you
then.”
“There’s greater work for ’im to do,” said the skipper solemnly.
He saw the mate’s face in the waning light, and moved off with a sigh.
The mate, for his part, leaned against the side smoking, and as the
skipper declined to talk on any subject but Mr. Hutchins, relapsed into
a moody silence until the return of the crew some two hours later.
“Mr. Hutchins is coming on after, sir,” said the boy. “He told us to
say he was paying a visit to a friend.”
“What’s the name of the pub?” asked the mate quietly.
“If you can’t speak without showing your nasty temper, George, you’d
better hold your tongue,” said the skipper severely. “What’s your
opinion about Mr. Hutchins, my lads!”
“A more open ’arted man never breathed,” said Dan, the oldest of the
crew, warmly.
“Best feller I ever met in my life,” said another.
“You hear that?” said the skipper.
“I hear,” said the mate.
“’E’s a Christian,” said the boy. “I never knew what a Christian was
before I met ’im. What do you think ’e give us?”
“Give you?” said the skipper.
“A pound cash,” said the boy. “A golden sovring each. Tork about
Christians! I wish I knew a few more of ’em.”
“Well I never!” exclaimed the gratified skipper.
“An’ the way ’e did it was so nice,” said the oldest seaman. “’E ses,
‘That’s from me an’ the skipper,’ ’e ses. ‘Thank the skipper for it as
much as me,’ ’e ses.”
“Well now, don’t waste it,” said the skipper. “I should bank it if I
was you. It’ll make a nice little nest-egg.”
“I ’ope it was come by honest, that’s all,” said the mate.
“O’ course it was,” cried the skipper. “You’ve got a ’ard, cruel ’art,
George. P’raps if it ’ad been a little softer you’d ’ave ’ad one too.”
“Blast ’is sovrings,” said the surly mate. “I’d like to know where he
got ’em from, an’ wot e’ means by saying it come from you as much as
’im. I never knew _you_ to give money away.”
“I s’pose,” said the skipper very softly, “he means that I put
such-like thoughts into ’is ’art. Well, you’d better turn in, my lads.
We start work at four.”
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