Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
The mate listened. From the foc’sle came low gruff voices of men,
broken by the silvery ring of women’s laughter.
“Well, I’m a Dutchman,” said the mate with the air of one who felt he
was expected to say something.
“After all I said to ’em,” said the skipper with weary dignity. “You
’eard what I said to them Jack?”
“Nobody could ha’ swore louder,” testified the mate.
“An’ here they are,” said the skipper, “defying of me. After all I said
to ’em. After all the threats I—I employed.”
“Employed,” repeated the mate with relish.
“They’ve been and gone and asked them females down the foc’sle again.
You know what I said I’d do, Jack, if they did.”
“Said you’d eat ’em without salt,” quoted the other helpfully.
“I’ll do worse than that, Jack,” said the skipper after a moment’s
discomfiture. “What’s to hinder us casting off quietly and taking them
along with us?
“If you ask me,” said the mate, “I should think you couldn’t please the
crew better.”
“Well, we’ll see,” said the other, nodding sagaciously, “don’t make no
noise, Jack.”
He set an example of silence himself, and aided by the mate, cast off
the warps which held his unconscious visitors to their native town, and
the wind being off the shore the little schooner drifted silently away
from the quay.
The skipper went to the wheel, and the noise of the mate hauling on the
jib brought a rough head out of the foc’sle, the owner of which, after
a cry to his mates below, sprang up on deck and looked round in
bewilderment.
“Stand by, there!” cried the skipper as the others came rushing on
deck. “Shake ’em out.”
“Beggin’ your pardin’, sir,” said one of them with more politeness in
his tones than he had ever used before, “but—”
“Stand by!” said the skipper.
“Now then!” shouted the mate sharply, “lively there! Lively with it!”
The men looked at each other helplessly and went to their posts as a
scream of dismay arose from the fair beings below who, having just
begun to realise their position, were coming on deck to try and improve
it.
“What!” roared the skipper in pretended astonishment, “what! Gells
aboard after all I said? It can’t be; I must be dreaming!”
“Take us back!” wailed the damsels, ignoring the sarcasm; “take us
back, captain.”
“No, I can’t go back,” said the skipper. “You see what comes o’
disobedience, my gells. Lively there on that mains’l, d’ye hear?”
“We won’t do it again,” cried the girls, as the schooner came to the
mouth of the harbour and they smelt the dark sea beyond. “Take us
back.”
“It can’t be done,” said the skipper cheerfully.
“It’s agin the lor, sir,” said Ephraim Biddle solemnly.
“What! Taking my own ship out?” said the skipper in affected surprise.
“How was I to know they were there? I’m not going back; ’tain’t likely.
As they’ve made their beds, so they must lay on ’em.”
“They ain’t got no beds,” said George Scott hastily. “It ain’t fair to
punish the gals for us, sir.”
“Hold your tongue,” said the skipper sharply.
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