Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
“Well, the boy shall eat it then,” said the skipper. “Eat that bloater,
boy, and I’ll give you sixpence.”
The boy came forward slowly, and looking from the men to the skipper,
and from the skipper back to the men, began to whimper.
“If you think it’s poisoned,” interrupted the mate, “you oughtn’t to
make the boy eat it. I don’t like boys, but you must draw the line
somewhere.”
“It’s poisoned,” said the skipper, shaking it at Bates, “and they know
it. Well, I’ll keep it till we get to port, and then I’ll have it
analysed. And it’ll be a sorry day for you, Bates, when I hear it’s
poisoned. A month’s hard labour is what you’ll get.”
He turned away and went below with as much dignity as could be expected
of a man carrying a mangled herring, and placing it on a clean plate,
solemnly locked it up in his state-room.
For two days the crew heard no more about it, though the skipper’s eyes
gleamed dangerously each time that they fell upon the shrinking Bates.
The weather was almost tropical, with not an air stirring, and the
_Arethusa_, bearing its dread secret still locked in its state-room,
rose and fell upon a sea of glassy smoothness without making any
progress worth recording.
“I wish you’d keep that thing in your berth, George,” said the skipper,
as they sat at tea the second evening; “it puts me in a passion every
time I look at it.”
“I couldn’t think of it, cap’n,” replied the mate firmly; “it makes me
angry enough as it is. Every time I think of ’em trying to poison that
poor dumb creature I sort o’ choke. I try to forget it.”
The skipper, eyeing him furtively, helped himself to another cup of
tea.
“You haven’t got a tin box with a lid to it, I s’pose?” he remarked
somewhat shamefacedly.
The mate shook his head. “I looked for one this morning,” he said.
“There ain’t so much as a bottle aboard we could shove it into, and it
wants shoving into something—bad, it does.”
“I don’t like to be beat,” said the skipper, shaking his head. “All
them grinning monkeys for’ard ’ud think it a rare good joke. I’d throw
it overboard if it wasn’t for that. We can’t keep it this weather.”
“Well, look ’ere; ’ere’s a way out of it,” said the mate. “Call Joe
down, and make him keep it in the foc’sle and take care of it. That’ll
punish ’em all too.”
“Why, you idiot, he’d lose it!” rapped out the other impatiently.
“O’ course he would,” said the mate; “but that’s the most digernified
way out of it for you. You can call ’im all sorts o’ things, and abuse
’im for the rest of his life. They’ll prove themselves guilty by
chucking it away, won’t they?”
It really seemed the only thing to be done. The skipper finished his
tea in silence, and then going on deck called the crew aft and apprised
them of his intentions, threatening them with all sorts of pains and
penalties if the treasure about to be confided to their keeping should
be lost. The cook was sent below for it, and, at the skipper’s bidding,
handed it to the grinning Joe.
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