Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
Mr. Dodds laughed again, and, producing a small canvas bag from his
pocket, dusted the table with his big palm, and spread out a roll of
banknotes and a little pile of gold and silver. It was an impressive
sight, and the cook breathed so hard that one note fluttered off the
table. Three men dived to recover it, while Sam, alive for the first
time to the responsibilities of wealth, anxiously watched the remainder
of his capital.
“There’s something for you to buy sweets with, my lad,” he said,
restored to good-humour as the note was replaced.
He passed over a small coin, and regarded with tolerant good-humour the
extravagant manifestation of joy on the part of the youth which
followed. He capered joyously for a minute or two, and than taking it
to the foot of the steps, where the light was better, bit it
ecstatically.
“How much is it?” inquired the wondering Steve. “You do chuck your
money about, Sam.”
“On’y sixpence,” said Sam, laughing. “I expect if it ’ad been a
shillin’ it ’ud ha’ turned his brain.”
“It ain’t a sixpence,” said the boy indignantly. “It’s ’arf a suvrin’.”
“’Arf a wot?” exclaimed Mr. Dodds with a sudden change of manner.
“’Arf a suvrin’,” repeated the boy with nervous rapidity; “and
thank-you very much, Sam, for your generosity. If everybody was like
you we should all be the better for it. The world ’ud be a different
place to live in,” concluded the youthful philosopher.
Mr. Dodd’s face under these fulsome praises was a study in conflicting
emotions. “Well, don’t waste it,” he said at length, and hastily
gathering up the remainder stowed it in the bag.
“What are you going to do with it all, Sam?” inquired Harry.
“I ain’t made up my mind yet,” said Mr. Dodds deliberately. “I ’ave
thought of ’ouse property.”
“I don’t mean that,” said the other. “I mean, wot are you going to do
with it now, to take care of it?”
“Why, keep it in my pocket,” said Sam, staring.
“Well, if I was you,” said Harry impressively, “I should ask the
skipper to take care of it for me. You know wot you are when you’re a
bit on, Sam.”
“Wot d’yer mean?” demanded Mr. Dodds hotly.
“I mean,” said Harry hastily, “that you’ve got sich a generous nature
that when you’ve ’ad a glass or two you’re just as likely as not to
give it away to somebody.”
“I know what I’m about,” said Mr. Dodds with conviction. “I’m not goin’
to get on while I’ve got this about me. I’m just goin’ round to the
‘Bull’s Head,’ but I shan’t drink anything to speak of myself. Anybody
that likes to come t’ave anything at my expense is welcome.”
A flattering murmur, which was music to Mr. Dodds’ ear, arose from his
shipmates as they went on deck and hauled the boat alongside. The boy
was first in her, and pulling out his pocket-handkerchief
ostentatiously wiped down a seat for Mr. Dodds.
“Understand,” said that gentleman, with whom the affair of the
half-sovereign still rankled, “_your_ drink is shandygaff.”
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