Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
They returned to the brig at eleven o’clock, Mr. Dodds slumbering
peacefully in the stern of the boat, propped up on either side by Steve
and the boy.
His sleep was so profound that he declined to be aroused, and was
hoisted over the side with infinite difficulty and no little risk by
his shipmates.
“Look at ’im,” said Harry, as they lowered him down the forecastle.
“What ’ud ha’ become of ’im if we hadn’t been with ’im? Where would ’is
money ha’ been?”
“He’ll lose it as sure as eggs is heggs,” said Steve, regarding him
intently. “Bear a hand to lift ’im in his bunk, Harry.”
Harry complied, their task being rendered somewhat difficult by a
slight return of consciousness in Mr. Dodds’ lower limbs, which,
spreading themselves out fan wise, defied all attempts to pack them in
the bunk.
“Let ’em hang out then,” said Harry savagely, wiping a little mud from
his face. “Fancy _that_ coming in for a fortin.”
“’E won’t ’ave it long,” said the cook, shaking his head.
“Wot ’e wants is a shock,” said Harry. “’Ow’d it be when he wakes up to
tell ’im he’s lost all ’is money?”
“Wot’s the good o’ telling ’im,” demanded the cook, “when ’e’s got it
in his pocket?”
“Well, let’s take it out,” said Pilchard. “I’ll hide it under my
piller, and let him think he’s ’ad his pocket picked.”
“I won’t ’ave nothing to do with it,” said Steve peremptorily. “I don’t
believe in sich games.”
“Wot do you think, cook?” inquired Harry.
“I don’t see no ’arm in it,” said the cook slowly; “the fright might do
’im good, p’raps.”
“It might be the saving of ’im,” said Harry. He leaned over the
sleeping seaman, and, gently inserting his fingers in his
breast-pocket, drew out the canvas bag. “There it is, chaps,” he said
gaily; “an’ I’ll give ’im sich a fright in the morning as he won’t
forget in a ’urry.”
He retired to his bunk, and placing the bag under his pillow, was soon
fast asleep. The other men followed his example, and Steve
extinguishing the lamp, the forecastle surrendered itself to sleep.
At five o’clock they were awakened by the voice of Mr. Dodds. It was a
broken, disconnected sort of voice at first, like to that of a man
talking in his sleep; but as Mr. Dodds’ head cleared his ideas cleared
with it, and in strong, forcible language straight from the heart he
consigned the eyes and limbs of some person or persons unknown to every
variety of torment; after which, in a voice broken with emotion, he
addressed himself in terms of heartbreaking sympathy.
“Shut up, Sam,” said Harry in a sleepy voice. “Why can’t you go to
sleep?”
“Sleep be ’anged,” said Mr. Dodds tearfully. “I’ve lorst all my money.”
“You’re dreamin’,” said Harry lightly; “pinch yourself.”
Mr. Dodds, who had a little breath left and a few words still
comparatively fresh, bestowed them upon him.
“I tell you you haven’t lorst it,” said Harry. “Don’t you remember
giving it to that red-’aired woman with a baby?”
“Wot?” said the astounded Mr. Dodds.
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