Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
Two o’clock struck, and the crowd began to disperse. Some of the bolder
inhabitants who were fidgety about draughts closed their windows, and
children who had been routed out of their beds to take a nocturnal walk
inland were led slowly back. By three o’clock the danger was felt to be
over, and day broke and revealed the forlorn _Susan Jane_ still riding
at anchor.
“I’m going aboard,” said the skipper suddenly; “who’s coming with me?”
Jem and the mate and the town policeman volunteered, and, borrowing the
boat which had served them before, pulled swiftly out to their vessel,
and, taking the hatches off with unusual gentleness, commenced their
search. It was nervous work at first, but they became inured to it,
and, moreover, a certain suspicion, slight at first, but increasing in
intensity as the search proceeded, gave them some sense of security.
Later still they began to eye each other shamefacedly.
“I don’t believe there’s anything there,” said the policeman, sitting
down and laughing boisterously; “that boy’s been making a fool of you.”
“That’s about the size of it,” groaned the mate. “We’ll be the
laughing-stock o’ the town.”
The skipper, who was standing with his back towards him, said nothing;
but, peering about, stooped suddenly, and, with a sharp exclamation,
picked up something from behind a damaged case.
“I’ve got it,” he yelled suddenly; “stand clear!”
He scrambled hastily on deck, and, holding his find at arm’s length,
with his head averted, flung it far into the water. A loud cheer from a
couple of boats which were watching greeted his action, and a distant
response came from the shore.
“Was that a infernal machine?” whispered the bewildered Jem to the
mate. “Why, it looked to me just like one o’ them tins o’ corned beef.”
The mate shook his head at him and glanced at the constable, who was
gazing longingly over the side. “Well, I’ve ’eard of people being
killed by _them_ sometimes,” he said with a grin.
A SAFETY MATCH
Mr. Boom, late of the mercantile marine, had the last word, but only by
the cowardly expedient of getting out of earshot of his daughter first,
and then hurling it at her with a voice trained to compete with
hurricanes. Miss Boom avoided a complete defeat by leaning forward with
her head on one side in the attitude of an eager but unsuccessful
listener, a pose which she abandoned for one of innocent joy when her
sire, having been deluded into twice repeating his remarks, was fain to
relieve his overstrained muscles by a fit of violent coughing.
“I b’lieve she heard it all along,” said Mr. Boom sourly, as he
continued his way down the winding lane to the little harbour below.
“The only way to live at peace with wimmen is to always be at sea; then
they make a fuss of you when you come home—if you don’t stay too long,
that is.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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