“Man was rollin’ barrels up a board to a wagon and every time he got a
barrel half-way up the board his horses would start a-movin’ off an’
he’d jus’ have to drop that barrel an’ run to their heads. I ask him,
‘Please, sir, don’t you want me to hold ’em for you?’ An’ he ’lowed
he did. An’ I say, ‘How much you goin’ to give me, sir?’ And he say
if I hold ’em till he got his wagon loaded he’d give me a quarter.
’Twan’t no time till he had the barrels on an’ I had his ol’ quarter
in my jeans. Then I see a funny little man with gold rings in his ears
sittin’ on a step sellin’ candy, an’ funny twisty pieces of bread
an’ apples, an’ things. An’ I say to him, ‘How much are your apples,
Boss?’ An’ he say, ‘They’re two for five cents.’ ‘Huh,’ I say, ‘they
give ’em poor old apples away where I come from.’ An’ he want to know
where was I come from, an’ I tell him, an’ we had a right sociable time
a-talkin’ an’ all, an’ pretty soon he find a apple had a rotten spot
on it an’ give it to me. An’ after a while I say, ‘Boss, what you-all
call them funny, curly things you got on that stick?’ An’ he ’lows
they’s--they’s----” June wrinkled his forehead until it had almost as
many corrugations as a washboard--“I reckon I forget what he call them,
Mas’ Wayne.”
“What were they like, June?”
“Well, sir, they was bow-knots made of bread, an’ they tasted mighty
scrumptious. Seems like they was called ‘pistols’ or somethin’.”
“Pretzels, June?”
“That’s it! Pretzels! You know them things, Mas’ Wayne?” Wayne shook
his head. “Well, sir, they’s mighty good eatin’.”
“Did he give you one?” asked Wayne smiling.
“Yes, sir, he surely did. I say I ain’ never eat one an’ he say if I
have a penny I could have one. ‘Go long, Mister Man,’ I say, ‘I ain’
got no penny. How come you ’spects I got all that money?’ An’ he laugh
an’ say, ‘Well, maybe I give you one, Black Boy, if you don’ tell
someone elses.’ He had funny way of talkin’, that man. So I say I won’t
ever tell----”
“But you have told,” laughed Wayne.
June rolled his eyes. “That’s so! I plumb forget!”
“Was that all the lunch you had?” asked Wayne.
June nodded. “Was all I wanted,” he declared stoutly. “Apples is
powerful fillin’ fruit, Mas’ Wayne. What-all did you have?”
Wayne told him and June pretended to think very little of it. “That
ain’ white man’s food,” he declared. “Old stewed-up beef ain’ fit
rations for you. No, sir, ’tain’! Don’t you go insultin’ your stomach
like that no more, Mas’ Wayne, ’cause if you do you’re goin’ to be sick
an’ me an’ Sam’ll have to nurse you. Now you tell me what-all did you
do, please.”
Wayne soon told him and June shook his head and made sympathetic noises
in his throat during the brief recital. “Don’t you mind ’em, Mas’
Wayne,” he said when the other had finished. “Somebody’s goin’ to be
powerful glad to give you a job tomorrow. You wait an’ see if they
ain’.”
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