JILL. Excuses, Jane, always excuses. Leave me. Take a week's notice. (To TUA-HEETA) YOU must excuse my maid. She's very stupid. Tea at once, Jane. (AUNT JANE sniffs and goes off) What was I saying? Oh yes, about Oliver. He doesn't care for cod-liver oil in the way that some men do. You would be wise not to force it on him just at first. . . . Have you any idea where you are going to live? TUA-HEETA. Live? (These dusky maidens are no conversationalists.) JILL. I expect Oliver will wish to reside at Hammersmith, so convenient for the City. You'll like Hammersmith. You'll go to St. Paul's Church, I expect. The Vicar will be sure to call. (Enter AUNT JANE with small tea-table.) Ah, here's tea. (To JANE) You're very slow, Jane. AUNT JANE. I'm sorry, ma'am. JILL. It's no good being sorry. Take another week's notice. (To TUA-HEETA) You must forgive my talking to my maid. She wants such a lot of looking after. (JANE puts down the table) That will do, Jane, (JANE bumps against the table) Dear, dear, how clumsy you are. What wages am I giving you now? AUNT JANE. A shilling a month, ma'am. JILL. Well, we'd better make it ninepence. (JANE goes out in tears.) Servants are a great nuisance, aren't they? Jane is a peculiarly stupid person. She used to be aunt to my brother, and I have only taken her on out of charity. (She pours out from an imaginary tea-pot) Milk? Sugar? (She puts them in and hands the imaginary cup to TUA-HEETA.) TUA-HEETA. Thank you. (Drinks.) JILL (pouring herself a cup). I hope you like China. (She drinks, and then rings an imaginary bell) Well, as I was saying---(Enter AUNT JANE.) You can clear away, Jane. AUNT JANE. Yes, ma'am. (She clears away the tea and TUA-HEETA and--very quickly--herself, as OLIVER comes back. OLIVER has been discussing boarding-tactics with his brother-in-law. CAPTAIN CROOKSHANK belongs to the now old-fashioned Marlinspike School; OLIVER is for well-primed pistols.) JILL. Oh, Oliver, I love your island. I've been thinking things all by myself. You're married to Tua-heeta. You don't mind, do you? OLIVER. Not at all, Jill. Make yourself at home. I've just been trying the doctor in the lagoon. There _were_ sharks there, after all, so we'll have to find another place for bathing. Oh, and I shot an elephant. What would you like to do now? JILL. Just let's lie here and see what happens. (What happens is that a cassowary comes along.) Oh, what a lovely bird! Is it an ostrich? (The cassowary sniffs the air, puts its beak to the ground and goes off again.) OLIVER. Silly! It's a cassowary, of course. JILL. What's a cassowary? OLIVER. Jill! Don't you remember the rhyme? I wish I were a cassowary Upon the plains of Timbuctoo And then I'd eat a missionary-- And hat and gloves and hymn-book too! JILL. Is that all they're for? OLIVER. Well, what else would you want them for?