Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 20th century -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
Let Gilly clamour never so wildly for figures to be ready for him by the
next morning, in order that he might know whether the latest child of
his genius could be reared in this hard world or must be considered
merely as an ideal laid up in the heavens, an evening had to be found to
go and see the Nun as Joan of Arc--first as the rustic maid in that
village in France (its name was on the programme), and then, in silver
armour, exhorting the King of France (who was supposed to be on
horseback in the wings). The question of the Nun's horse was solved by
an elderly white animal being discovered on the stage when the curtain
rose--the Nun was assumed to have just dismounted (voluntarily)--and
being led off to the blare of trumpets. This was for the second song, of
course, and it was the second song which brought Miss Doris Flower the
greatest triumph that she had ever yet achieved. Its passing references
to the favour of Heaven were unexceptionable in taste--so all the papers
declared; its martial spirit stirred the house; its tune caught on
immensely; and, by a happy inspiration, Joan of Arc had (as she was
historically quite entitled to have) a prophetic vision of a time when
the relations between her own country and England would be infinitely
happier than they were in the days of Charles VII. and Henry VI. This
vision having fortunately been verified, the public applauded Joan of
Arc's sentiments to the echo, while the author and the management were
very proud of their skill in imparting this touch of "actuality" to the
proceedings. Finally, the Nun was in excellent voice, and the silver
armour suited her figure prodigiously well.
"Yes, it's a great go," said Miss Flower contentedly, when Andy went
round to her room to see her. She draped a Japanese dressing-gown over
the silver armour, laid her helmet on the table, and lit a cigarette.
"It knocks the Quaker into a cocked hat, and makes even the Nun look
silly. The booking's enormous; and it's something to draw them here,
with that Venus-rising-from-the-foam girl across the Square. I'm told,
too, that she appears to have chosen a beach where there are no by-laws
in force, Andy."
Andy explained that he had not much leisure for even the most attractive
entertainments.
"Do you know," she proceeded, "that something very funny--I shan't want
you for ten minutes, Mrs. Milsom" (this to her dresser, who discreetly
withdrew)--"has happened about Billy Foot? I don't mind telling you, in
confidence, that at Meriton I thought he was going to break out. With
half an opportunity he would have. Since we came back I've only seen him
twice, and then he tried to avoid me. His usual haunts, Andy, know him
only occasionally, and then in company which, to my mind, undoubtedly
has its home in Kensington."
"What's the matter with him, I wonder? Now you remind me, I've hardly
seen him either."
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