Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 20th century -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
"He was here the other night, in a box, with Kensington; but he didn't
come round. Took Kensington on to supper, I suppose."
"What have you against Kensington?" Andy inquired curiously.
"Nothing at all. Only I've observed, Andy, that taking Kensington out is
a prelude to matrimony. I could tell you a dozen cases in my own
knowledge. You hadn't thought of that? In certain fields my experience
is still superior to yours."
"Oh, very much so! Do you suspect any particular Kensingtonian?"
"There was a tall dark girl, rather pretty; but I couldn't look much.
Well, we shall miss Billy if it comes off, but I imagine we can rely
implicitly on Gilly."
"You've heard that Harry's married to Miss Vintry?"
"Serve her right!" said the Nun severely. "I never had any pity for that
woman."
"And he's chucked the candidature. So our great campaign was all for
nothing!"
"Well, Billy must always be talking somewhere, anyhow. And I should
think it did you good?"
"Oh yes, it did. I was thinking of Harry."
"In my opinion it's about time you got out of that habit. Now you must
go, or you'll make me too late to get anything to eat. As you may guess,
wearing this shell involves a fundamental reconstruction before I can
present myself at supper."
Andy took her hand and pressed it. "I'm so jolly glad you've got such a
success, Doris. And the armour's ripping!"
There followed three weeks of what Gilly Foot, over his lunch at the
restaurant and his dinner at the Artemis, used to describe as
"incredible grind for both of us." Then a day of triumph! The outcome of
the latest brilliant idea, the new scientific primer, was accepted as
the text-book in the County Council secondary schools. Gilly wore a
_Nunc Dimittis_ air.
"Eton and Harrow! Pooh!" said he. "A couple of hundred copies a year
apiece, perhaps. Give me the County Council schools! The young masses
being bred on Gilbert Foot and Co.--that's what I want. The proletariat
is our game! If this spreads over the country, and I believe it will, we
shall be rich men in no time, Andy."
Andy was smiling broadly--not that he had any particular wish to be
rich, but because successful labour is marvellously sweet.
"Do you happen to remember that it was you who gave me the germ of that
idea?"
"No, surely I didn't? I don't remember. I can't have, Gilly."
"Oh yes, you did. That arrangement of the tables of comparison?"
"Oh, ah! Yes--well, I do remember something about that. But that's only
a trifle. You did all the rest."
"That's what's fetched them, though; I know it is." He gave a sigh.
"Andy, I shall grudge you that all the rest of my life." He put his head
on one side, and regarded his partner with a peaceful smile. "You're a
remarkable chap, you know. Some day or other I believe you'll end by
making me work! Sometimes I kind of feel the infection creeping over me.
I distinctly hurried lunch to-day to come back and talk about this."
"I believe we have got our foot in this time," said Andy.
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