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Analysis showed the ointment to contain over 99 per cent. of fatty
basis, with a very small quantity of a dark substance which appeared to
be vegetable extractive. It contained no alkaloid and no tannin, and
possessed no characters indicative of the drug or plant from which it
was derived. The basis showed the characters of a mixture of fats in
which oil of theobroma (cocoa butter) predominated, with about 15 per
cent. of lanoline (anhydrous).
DR. VAN VLECK’S COMPLETE ABSORPTIVE PILE TREATMENT.
The preparations sold under this name are, or were, very widely
advertised by a company giving an address in London. They are offered
without previous payment, as indicated by the following extracts from
an advertisement:
To every person who sends us the coupon below at once,
we will send—Free to try—our complete new threefold
absorption cure for Piles, Ulcer, Fissure, Prolapse,
Tumours, Constipation, and all rectal troubles. If you
are fully satisfied with the benefits received, send
us 4s. 6d. If not, we take your word, and it costs you
nothing; you decide after a thorough trial.
Our valuable new Pile Book (in colours) comes free with
the approval treatment all in plain package. Send no
money—just the coupon—to Dr. Van Vleck Co.
The “new Pile Book,” a pamphlet of 40 pages, entitled “The Rational
Treatment of Rectal Diseases,” included a description of the rectum,
with eleven illustrations—several of them coloured—with descriptions of
various kinds of piles and treatments, and of the Van Vleck remedies. A
few extracts only can be given:
Unless you are beyond every chance of recovery, this
wonderful threefold Absorption treatment will cure
you....
The Absorption Cure is Threefold because there are
three avenues of approach to the seat of the ailment.
To neglect one of these avenues means to leave an open
gateway for the return of the malady. Dr. Van Vleck
struck at the well spring of the disease, as well as at
the visible effect of it. Once cured by our treatment
the disease is cured to stay cured. There is no pain,
no confinement, no heavy doctor’s or surgeon’s bill,
no operation. The cost is placed within the reach of
all, and the treatment is accompanied by a positive
guarantee of cure. The treatment embraces:
1. Dr. Van Vleck’s Absorptive Plasma.
2. Dr. Van Vleck’s Muco-food Cones.
3. Dr. Van Vleck’s Pile Pills (and System Regulator).
The “positive guarantee” is given inside the back cover of the
pamphlet, as follows:
GUARANTEE.
The Dr. Van Vleck Co.... Hereby positively agrees that
Dr. Van Vleck’s Absorption Cure for Piles, when taken
and used in accordance with our simple instructions and
directions, will cure any case of Piles, and in the
event of its failure to cure,
AGREES TO REFUND
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