Science fiction; Short stories; Time travel -- Fiction
The answer came to me then. I put the bills into my pocket and kissed
her.
"We will not have to eat soy-bean hamburger, o-doll. And I will take
you to Mars for your second honeymoon--as soon as they start passenger
service. I am going out to make a down payment on the tickets right
now."
* * * * *
Uncle Johnson took the glass from his eye. He looked very tense, like a
fisherman with a prize catch on a very thin line.
"It's good," he said, and his voice trembled a little. "I--suppose your
time machine worked?"
"Surprised, are you, Uncle?"
"Yes, yes. But I see your situation, Ted. You, of course, can't afford
to hold these for thirty years. Now--ah--I can. And I'll be glad to
help you out by taking them off your hands. Naturally I have to hold
them a long time, so--let's say twenty dollars a thousand?"
"Let's not say that." I took the bill from his hand. "I figure fifty
is a fair price. There'll be lots more, Uncle. And, as you say, I am
always broke and cannot afford to put them away for my old age. But
running the time machine is expensive and I can't afford to take less
than fifty."
He looked as if he were going to snatch the bill right out of my hand,
he was so eager.
"All right, Ted, I realize there are expenses. Thirty-five."
We compromised on forty.
"But I want a promise," he said emphatically. "I'm to be the only one
you sell these bills to!"
"You reach me, o-uncle." I handed him the bills. "You're deep, man.
Real deep!"
Real deep in the hole, that is--he mortgaged his house and his regular
inventory to buy up all the money I began taking in. Once we redeemed
the wedding ring and all the other articles, I got to feeling mellow
and even a bit grateful. He'd started me in business, so to speak. I
couldn't stick him with all those millions that would just about buy
him a helicab ride to the poorhouse in 1988.
So when Marilyn and I got just as deep in the black, because the
Society members gave us some books on stock-market statistics, I
started giving Uncle tips every now and then. Not free, of course--I
asked for half and we settled on seventy-thirty. With that plus the
ones I bought, both for now and the long pull, I guess we're the only
people living today who can be sure of having a second honeymoon
on Mars, although Solid Chuck Richards tells me he hears Mars is
overrated, there not being a juke on the whole planet, and even if
there were you couldn't jump to any decent kind of beat in that low
gravity.
I wouldn't say so to Solid Chuck Richards, but that sounds like
absolute zero to me.
End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Security Plan, by Joseph Farrell
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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