Seeing Europe with Famous Authors, Volume 3: France and the Netherlands, Part 1
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Seeing Europe with Famous Authors, Volume 3: France and the Netherlands, Part 1
France -- Description and travel; Netherlands -- Description and travel
A pretty Jesuit declaration, truly, and a good, honest judgment upon
the great king! In 30 years more: 1. The invincible had been beaten a
vast number of times. 2. The sage was the puppet of an artful old
woman, who was the puppet of more artful priests. 3. The conqueror had
quite forgotten his early knack of conquering. 5. The terror of his
enemies (for 4, the marvel of his age, we pretermit, it being a loose
term, that may apply to any person or thing) was now terrified by his
enemies in turn. 6. The love of his people was as heartily detested by
them as scarcely any other monarch, not even his great-grandson, has
been, before or since. 7. The arbiter of peace and war was fain to send
superb ambassadors to kick their heels in Dutch shopkeepers'
antechambers. 8. Is again a general term. 9. The man fit to be master
of the universe was scarcely master of his own kingdom. 10. The
finished hero was all but finished, in a very commonplace and vulgar
way. And, 11, the man worthy of immortality was just at the point of
death, without a friend to soothe or deplore him; only withered old
Maintenon to utter prayers at his bedside, and croaking Jesuit to
prepare him, with heavens knows what wretched tricks and mummeries, for
his appearance in that Great Republic that lies on the other side of
the grave. In the course of his fourscore splendid miserable years, he
never had but one friend, and he ruined and left her. Poor La Vallière,
what a sad tale is yours!...
While La Vallière's heart is breaking, the model of a finished hero is
yawning; as, on such paltry occasions, a finished hero should. Let her
heart break: a plague upon her tears and repentance; what right has she
to repent? Away with her to her convent! She goes, and the finished
hero never sheds a tear. What a noble pitch of stoicism to have
reached! Our Louis was so great, that the little woes of mean people
were beyond him; his friends died, his mistresses left him; his
children, one by one, were cut off before his eyes, and great Louis is
not moved in the slightest degree! As how, indeed, should a god be
moved?...
Out of the window the king's august head was one day thrust, when old
Condé was painfully toiling up the steps of the court below. "Don't
hurry yourself, my cousin," cries Magnanimity; "one who has to carry so
many laurels can not walk fast." At which all the courtiers, lackeys,
mistresses, chamberlains, Jesuits, and scullions, clasp their hands and
burst into tears. Men are affected by the tale to this very day. For a
century and three-quarters have not all the books that speak of
Versailles, or Louis Quatorze, told the story?
"Don't hurry yourself, my cousin!" O admirable king and Christian! what
a pitch of condescension is here, that the greatest king of all the
world should go for to say anything so kind, and really tell a
tottering old gentleman, worn out with gout, age, and wounds, not to
walk too fast!
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