Seeing the ElephantBaker, George M. (George Melville)
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Seeing the Elephant
Baker, George M. (George Melville)
American drama -- 19th century
_Harry._ Beautiful, beautiful! “There’s music in _that_ air.” Now take
a fresh roll, and keep me company while I take another of your mother’s
delicious fresh rolls.
_Sally._ Making the sixth you have devoured before my eyes!
_Harry._ Exactly. What a tribute to her cooking! She’s the best bred
woman in the country. Her pies are miracles of skill; her rolls are
rolls of honor; her golden butter is so sweet, it makes me sweet upon
her.
_Sally._ Well, I declare, Harry Holden, that’s poetry!
_Harry._ Is it? Then hereafter call me the poet of the breakfast table.
My lay shall be seconded with a fresh egg.
_Sally._ Another? Land sakes! you think of nothing but eating.
_Harry._ Exactly, when I’m hungry. My hunger once appeased, I think of
this good farm--the broad fields, mowing, haying, the well-fed cattle,
and sometimes, when I am _very_ hungry, I think of the time when I
leaned over the fence, and gazed enchanted upon the pretty girl milking
her cow--whose name was Sally.
_Sally._ Eh--the cow?
_Harry._ Now, Sally, don’t destroy the poetry of my language.
_Sally._ Don’t be ungrammatical, Harry; and do stop talking nonsense.
_Harry._ I will, for my breakfast is finished, and I can talk to you no
longer. I’m off. (_Sings._)
“For to reap and to sow,
To plough and to mow,
And to be a farmer’s boy.”
(_Rises._) Ah, I little dreamed, two years ago, when I was playing the
fine gentleman at Squire Jordan’s,--a city swell, up in the country
here on a vacation,--that I should soon become a farmer.
_Sally._ Are you sorry it is so, Harry?
_Harry._ (_Comes down, places a cricket beside SALLY, and
sits on it._) Sorry, you gypsy, when it has made a man of me? No. It
has been my salvation. I have a fortune left me, and was in a fair way
of squandering it in all the vices of the city; had acquired a taste
for hot suppers, fine wines, gambling, and all sorts of dissipation;
was on the high road to ruin, when some good angel sent me up here. I
saw you, and was saved.
_Sally._ And you are perfectly contented with your situation?
_Harry._ Well, no, I’m not. In fact, I’m getting very much dissatisfied.
_Sally._ Not with me, Harry?
_Harry._ With you? Bless your dear little heart! you’re the only
satisfaction I have. When I asked the old gentleman--your father--to
give you to me, two years ago, he said, “No, young man. Though I’ve no
doubt you love my Sally, you’ve got too much money. You never worked a
day in your life. Suppose your wealth should take to itself wings some
day, what’s to become of her? She shall be a farmer’s wife, or die an
old maid. You say you would die for her. Go to work, learn to run a
farm, bring out your muscle, get some color in that pale face, get rid
of your vices, and then, if your money goes, you’ve the power to earn a
living, and a smart wife to help you.”
_Sally._ That’s just what he said, and ’twas good advice.
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