We kept walkin on, an' havin soa mich to luk at, we went a long way withaat callin, but at last aw sed, "Wod ta like a plain sooart ov a shop or mun we goa to a showy spot?" "Aw care nowt abaat it whether its plain or net if ther's summat fit to feed a true born Englishman throo Yorksher, but tha'll ha thi wark set to find a place here'at isnt showy--in fact as far as aw can judge, it's moor show nor owt else i' this blessed country; th' Exhibition is a big show--th' baloon's another show--yond doncin demons wor a show--th' churches are turned into shows--ther deead haase is a show--ther buildins are stuck up an' bedizened wi gingerbreead an' gilt, all for show--th' men an' wimmen are all shuffle an' show--an' sithee here! awm blowed if ther isnt a church steeple stuck up for a show! Well, that's a rum en! Aw've monny a time seen a church baat steeple but this is th' furst time aw ivver saw a steeple baat church!" "Its true what tha says, an' a grand monument it maks ith' middle o' this square. It luks weel doesnt it?" "Luks! aw care nowt abaat ha it luks! What is it for? That's what aw want to know! What's th' use o' fillin up a place wi stuff at's o' noa use nobbut to be lukt at?" "They'll nivver stick thee up to be lukt at, for tha am't hansom enuff, soa tha need'nt freeat!" aw says, for aw felt a bit nettled. "Noa, aw dooant hardly think they will, an' aw should fancy they havnt been to ax thee yet, have they? Aw think my turn'll be abaat th' next after thine." Aw did'nt answer him back, for a varry gooid reason; as long as a chap tawks sense awl tawk to him, but as sooin as he maks a fooil ov hissen aw've done. "Nah then, will this shop suit thi?" aw sed, as aw stopt anent a resteraunt door. "If its fit for a littleary chap like tha reckons to be, it should be gooid enuff for a chap at keeps a aleus at th' moor end."