The effects of ardent spirits divide themselves into such as are of a prompt, and such as are of a chronic nature. The former discover themselves in drunkenness; and the latter in a numerous train of diseases and vices of the body and mind. I. I shall begin by briefly describing their prompt or immediate effects in a fit of drunkenness. This odious disease--for by that name it should be called--appears with more or less of the following symptoms, and most commonly in the order in which I shall enumerate them. 1. Unusual garrulity. 2. Unusual silence. 3. Captiousness, and a disposition to quarrel. 4. Uncommon good-humor, and an insipid simpering, or laugh. 5. Profane swearing and cursing. 6. A disclosure of their own or other people's secrets. 7. A rude disposition to tell those persons in company whom they know, their faults. 8. Certain immodest actions. I am sorry to say this sign of the first stage of drunkenness sometimes appears in women, who, when sober, are uniformly remarkable for chaste and decent manners. 9. A clipping of words. 10. Fighting; a black eye, or a swelled nose, often mark this grade of drunkenness. 11. Certain extravagant acts which indicate a temporary fit of madness. Those are singing, hallooing, roaring, imitating the noises of brute animals, jumping, tearing off clothes, dancing naked, breaking glasses and china, and dashing other articles of household furniture upon the ground or floor. After a while the paroxysm of drunkenness is completely formed. The face now becomes flushed, the eyes project, and are somewhat watery, winking is less frequent than is natural; the under lip is protruded--the head inclines a little to one shoulder--the jaw falls--belchings and hiccough take place--the limbs totter--the whole body staggers. The unfortunate subject of this history next falls on his seat--he looks around him with a vacant countenance, and mutters inarticulate sounds to himself--he attempts to rise and walk: in this attempt he falls upon his side, from which he gradually turns upon his back: he now closes his eyes and falls into a profound sleep, frequently attended with snoring, and profuse sweats, and sometimes with such a relaxation of the muscles which confine the bladder and the lower bowels, as to produce a symptom which delicacy forbids me to mention. In this condition he often lies from ten, twelve, and twenty-four hours, to two, three, four, and five days, an object of pity and disgust to his family and friends. His recovery from this fit of intoxication is marked with several peculiar appearances. He opens his eyes and closes them again--he gapes and stretches his limbs--he then coughs and pukes--his voice is hoarse--he rises with difficulty, and staggers to a chair--his eyes resemble balls of fire--his hands tremble--he loathes the sight of food--he calls for a glass of spirits to compose his stomach--now and then he emits a deep-fetched sigh, or groan, from a transient twinge of