"It's a big word," replied the other, "but you can tack it to my right here, and tell no lie. We can't dispute, so let's drop the matter. With that settled, I'm encouraged to pour out the story of why you see me here to-night, far from the madding crowd. Have you a stray tear? You'll need it. It's a sad touching story, concerned with haberdashery and a trusting heart, and a fair woman--fair, but, oh, how false!" "Proceed," laughed Mr. Magee. "I'm an admirer of the vivid imagination. Don't curb yours, I beg of you." "It's all straight," said the other in a hurt tone. "Every word true. My name is Joseph Bland. My profession, until love entered my life, was that of haberdasher and outfitter. In the city of Reuton, fifty miles from here, I taught the Beau Brummels of the thoroughfares what was doing in London in the necktie line. I sold them coats with padded shoulders, and collars high and awe inspiring. I was happy, twisting a piece of silk over my hand to show them how it would look on their heaving bosoms. And then--she came." Mr. Bland puffed on his cigar. "Yes," he said, "Arabella sparkled on the horizon of my life. When I have been here in the quiet for about two centuries, maybe I can do justice to her beauty. I won't attempt to describe her now. I loved her--madly. She said I made a hit with her. I spent on her the profits of my haberdashery. I whispered--marriage. She didn't scream. I had my wedding necktie picked out from the samples of a drummer from Troy." He paused and looked at Mr. Magee. "Have you ever stood, poised, on that brink?" he asked. "Never," replied Magee. "But go on. Your story attracts me, strangely." "From here on--the tear I spoke of, please. There flashed on the scene a man she had known and loved in Jersey City. I said flashed. He did--just that. A swell dresser--say, he had John Drew beat by two mauve neckties and a purple frock coat. I had a haberdashery back of me. No use. He out-dressed me. I saw that Arabella's love for me was waning. With his chamois-gloved hands that new guy fanned the ancient flame." He paused. Emotion--or the smoke of the cigar--choked him. "Let's make the short story shorter," he said. "She threw me down. In my haberdashery I thought it over. I was blue, bitter. I resolved on a dreadful step. In the night I wrote her a letter, and carried it down to the box and posted it. Life without Arabella, said the letter, was Shakespeare with Hamlet left out. It hinted at the river, carbolic acid, revolvers. Yes, I posted it. And then--" "And then," urged Mr. Magee. Mr. Bland felt tenderly of the horseshoe pin in his purple tie. "This is just between us," he said. "At that point the trouble began. It came from my being naturally a very brave man. I could have died--easy. The brave thing was to live. To go on, day after day, devoid of Arabella--say, that took courage. I wanted to try it. I'm a courageous man, as I say." "You seem so," Mr. Magee agreed.