"This ain't exactly--regular," Mr. Quimby protested. "No, it ain't what
you might call a frequent occurrence. I'm glad to do anything I can for
young Mr. Bentley, but I can't help wondering what his father will say.
And there's a lot of things you haven't took into consideration."
"There certainly is, young man," remarked Mrs. Quimby, bustling forward.
"How are you going to keep warm in that big barn of a place?"
"The suites on the second floor," said Mr. Magee, "are, I hear, equipped
with fireplaces. Mr. Quimby will keep me supplied with fuel from the
forest primeval, for which service he will receive twenty dollars a
week."
"And light?" asked Mrs. Quimby.
"For the present, candles. I have forty in that package. Later, perhaps
you can find me an oil lamp. Oh, everything will be provided for."
"Well," remarked Mr. Quimby, looking in a dazed fashion at his wife, "I
reckon I'll have to talk it over with ma."
The two retired to the next room, and Mr. Magee fixed his eyes on a "God
Bless Our Home" motto while he awaited their return. Presently they
reappeared.
"Was you thinking of eating?" inquired Mrs. Quimby sarcastically, "while
you stayed up there?"
"I certainly was," smiled Mr. Magee. "For the most part I will prepare
my own meals from cans and--er--jars--and such pagan sources. But now
and then you, Mrs. Quimby, are going to send me something cooked as no
other woman in the county can cook it. I can see it in your eyes. In my
poor way I shall try to repay you."
He continued to smile into Mrs. Quimby's broad cheerful face. Mr. Magee
had the type of smile that moves men to part with ten until Saturday,
and women to close their eyes and dream of Sir Launcelot. Mrs. Quimby
could not long resist. She smiled back. Whereupon Billy Magee sprang to
his feet.
"It's all fixed," he cried. "We'll get on splendidly. And now--for
Baldpate Inn."
"Not just yet," said Mrs. Quimby. "I ain't one to let anybody go up to
Baldpate Inn unfed. I 'spose we're sort o' responsible for you, while
you're up here. You just set right down and I'll have your supper hot
and smoking on the table in no time."
Mr. Magee entered into no dispute on this point, and for half an hour he
was the pleased recipient of advice, philosophy, and food. When he had
assured Mrs. Quimby that he had eaten enough to last him the entire two
months he intended spending at the inn, Mr. Quimby came in, attired in a
huge "before the war" ulster, and carrying a lighted lantern.
"So you're going to sit up there and write things," he commented. "Well,
I reckon you'll be left to yourself, all right."
"I hope so," responded Mr. Magee. "I want to be so lonesome I'll sob
myself to sleep every night. It's the only road to immortality. Good-by,
Mrs. Quimby. In my fortress on the mountain I shall expect an occasional
culinary message from you." He took her plump hand; this motherly little
woman seemed the last link binding him to the world of reality.
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