A scene for Dekker. The orange-girls have been pelting the ladies in
their rooms. The ladies gibed at them, and they replied with rotten
fruit. The ladies shrieked, and hid themselves; all but one, who stood
in front and outfaced the furies—a queen!
SHAKESPEARE:
Are they safe? Where are they now?
BURBAGE:
The lords Southampton and Lacy are bringing them: here they come.
[_Enter three ladies, masked, and Lords Southampton and Lacy, followed
by Selden._]
SCENE VI.
LACY:
At length Beauty’s piloted to the safety of the stage. And without
straining extolment I proclaim that never did lady [_bowing to the
tallest_] show more innocence of fear, more exornation of composure.
MISS FITTON:
Why should one fear an orange or an angry slut! Is this part of the
stage? [_Looking round._]
LACY:
The veritable and singular stage of the renowned Globe, where actors,
playwrights, poets fleet the hours with rich discourse and jewelled
melodies.
MISS FITTON:
And naughty stories, I’ll be sworn.
SOUTHAMPTON:
If you’ll unhood, ladies, we’ll present new courtiers to you, Princes of
this realm. [The ladies hesitate.]
MISS FITTON:
[_Stands out and swings back her hood._] That’s soon done! Ouf! [_Lets
her eyes range._]
LADY JANE WROTH:
’Tis easy for you, Mary, but I’m all in a twitter, and red like a cit’s
wife.
LADY RUTLAND:
Mary’s right: if you’re going into the water you may as well jump in.
[_Throws back her hood._] But how they stare!
LACY:
Pray, my lord, officiate.
SOUTHAMPTON:
As Master o’ Ceremonies, then, I make it known to all that Lady Rutland
and Lady Jane Wroth, and Mistress Mary Fitton, the youngest and bravest
of the Queen’s maids of honour, are new come to the Globe. Ladies, this
is Master Burbage, who counterfeits kings with such nobility, and lovers
with such reverence, that ladies lend him their lips in either part. And
this is gentle Shakespeare, the wittiest of poets, whose sugared verses
make all in love with sweets. And this is Master Chettle, playwright and
Prince of Laughter. Here, too, is grave young Selden, and Masters
Fletcher, Dekker, Marston, the glories of our stage.
LACY:
And now, gentlemen, with what most cunning art or inviolate mystery will
you charm the visiting fair? Thrones, there, thrones, the ladies will
sit.
MISS FITTON:
[_As they sit down._] But where is Master Kempe, the clown? I want to
see him dance. I swear when he takes the floor in the _Coranto_ and
mimics dignity, I could die of laughing. He did not come with us! Oh,
what a lack: we might have seen him jig.
LACY:
Shall we seduce your ears with vocal harmonies, fair lady, or chant in
the round to lute or viol?
SOUTHAMPTON:
Will you, Shakespeare, sing first? [_Shakespeare, as if speechless, with
a gesture of the hand, draws back, still gazing at Miss Fitton.
Southampton turns to Miss Fitton._] Shall it be a song of love or war?
MISS FITTON:
I prefer fighting or laughing to languishing.
LADY JANE WROTH:
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