Shakespeare's Christmas, and other stories — John Shaqi
Shakespeare's Christmas, and other storiesQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Shakespeare's Christmas, and other stories
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
"I dessay: but Seth Ede pulls thirty-eight or thirty-nine to the
minute all the time he's racing--never a stroke under. I've watched
him a score o' times. If you envy Hosken his inside after two miles o'
_that_, you must be like Pomery's pig--in love with pain. They've hired
or borrowed the Preventive boat, I'm told; and it's the best they could
do. She's new, and she looks pretty. She'll drag aft if they put their
light weights in the bows: still, she's a good boat. I'm not afeared of
her, though. From all I can hear, the _Woman_ was known for speed in
her time, all through the fleet. You can _feel_ she's fast, and _see_
it, if you've half an eye: and the way she travels between the strokes
is a treat. The Mounseers can build boats. But oh, my dears, you'll
have to pull and stay the course, or in Saltash the women take second
place for ever!"
"Shan't be worse off than other women, even if that happens," said
Rebecca Tucker, that was but a year married and more than half in love
with her man. Sally had been in two minds about promoting Rebecca to
the bow-oar in place of Ann Pengelly, that had been clipping the stroke
short in practice: but after that speech she never gave the woman
another thought.
Next evening the men brought out their opposition boat--she was called
the _Nonpareil_--and tried a spin in her. They had found a man for No.
3 oar--another of the Water-Guard, by name Mick Guppy and by nation
Irish, which Sal swore to be unfair. She didn't lodge any complaint,
however: and when her mates called out that 'twas taking a mean
advantage, all she'd say was: "Saltash is Saltash, my dears; and I
won't go to maintain that a Saltash crew is anyways improved by a chap
from Dundalk."
So no protest was entered. I needn't tell you that, by this time, news
of the great race had spread to Plymouth, and north away to Callington
and all the country round. Crowds came out every evening to watch
the two boats at their practising; and sometimes, as they passed one
another, Seth Ede, who had the reputation for a wag, would call out to
Sal and offer her the odds by way of chaff. Sal never answered. The
woman was in deadly earnest, and moreover, I daresay, a bit timmersome,
now that the whole Borough had its eyes on her, and defeat meant
disgrace.
She never showed a sign of any doubt, though; and when the great day
came, she surpassed herself by the way she dressed. I daresay you've
noticed that when women take up a man's job they're inclined to overdo
it; and when Sal came down that day with a round tarpaulin-hat stuck
on the back of her head, and her hair plaited in a queue like a Jack
Tar's, her spiteful little husband fairly danced.
"'Tis onwomanly," said he. "Go upstairs and take it off!"
"Ch't," said she, "if you're so much upset by a tarpaulin-hat, you've
had a narra escape; for 'tis nothing to the costume I'd a mind to
wear--and I'd a mind to make you measure the whole crew for it."
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