Shakespeare's Christmas, and other storiesQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Shakespeare's Christmas, and other stories
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
For awhile the man stood there like a fellow in a trance, opening and
shutting his mouth, with his eyes set on the doorway where the Parson
had disappeared. Then, his temper overmastering him, with a sweep of
his arm he sent the whole bag of tricks flying on to the floor, kicked
them to right and left through the garden, slammed the gate, pitched
across the road, and flung through the churchyard towards the river
like a whirlwind.
Now, while this was happening, Mrs. Polwhele had picked her way across
the churchyard, and after chatting a bit with my grandfather over the
theft of his tools, had stepped into the church to see that the place,
and specially the table and communion-rails and the parsonage pew,
was neat and dusted, this being her regular custom after a trip to
Plymouth. And no sooner was she within the porch than who should come
dandering along the road but Arch'laus Spry. The road, as you know,
goes downhill after passing the parsonage gate, and holds on round the
churchyard wall like a sunk way, the soil inside being piled up to the
wall's coping. But, my grandfather being still behindhand with his job,
his head and shoulders showed over the grave's edge. So Arch'laus Spry
caught sight of him.
"Why, you're the very man I was looking for," says Arch'laus, stopping.
"Death halts for no man," answers my grandfather, shovelling away.
"That furrin' fellow is somewheres in this neighbourhood at this very
moment," says Arch'laus, wagging his head. "I saw his boat moored down
by the Passage as I landed. And I've a-got something to report. He was
up and off by three o 'clock this morning, and knocked up the Widow
Polkinghorne, trying to borrow a pick and shovel."
"Pick and shovel!" My grandfather stopped working and slapped his
thigh. "Then he's the man that've walked off with mine: and a biddicks
too."
"He said nothing of a biddicks, but he's quite capable of it."
"Surely in the midst of life we are in death," said my grandfather. "I
was al'ays inclined to believe that text, and now I'm sure of it. Let's
go and see the Parson."
He tossed his shovel on to the loose earth above the grave and was
just about to scramble out after it when the churchyard gate shook on
its hinges and across the path and by the church porch went Bligh,
as I've said, like a whirlwind. Arch'laus Spry, that had pulled his
chin up level with the coping, ducked at the sight of him, and even my
grandfather ducked down a little in the grave as he passed.
"The very man!" said Spry, under his breath.
"The wicked flee, whom no man pursueth," said my grandfather, looking
after the man; but Bligh turned his head neither to the right hand nor
to the left.
"Oh--oh--oh!" squealed a voice inside the church.
"Whatever was _that_," cries Arch'laus Spry, giving a jump. They both
stared at the porch.
"Oh--oh--oh!" squealed the voice again.
"It certainly comes from inside," said Arch'laus Spry.
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