Sp. You conclude that my Master is a Shepheard then, and I Sheepe? Pro. I doe Sp. Why then my hornes are his hornes, whether I wake or sleepe Pro. A silly answere, and fitting well a Sheepe Sp. This proues me still a Sheepe Pro. True: and thy Master a Shepheard Sp. Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance Pro. It shall goe hard but ile proue it by another Sp. The Shepheard seekes the Sheepe, and not the Sheepe the Shepheard; but I seeke my Master, and my Master seekes not me: therefore I am no Sheepe Pro. The Sheepe for fodder follow the Shepheard, the Shepheard for foode followes not the Sheepe: thou for wages followest thy Master, thy Master for wages followes not thee: therefore thou art a Sheepe Sp. Such another proofe will make me cry baa Pro. But do'st thou heare: gau'st thou my Letter to Iulia? Sp. I Sir: I (a lost-Mutton) gaue your Letter to her (a lac'd-Mutton) and she (a lac'd-Mutton) gaue mee (a lost-Mutton) nothing for my labour Pro. Here's too small a Pasture for such store of Muttons Sp. If the ground be ouer-charg'd, you were best sticke her Pro. Nay, in that you are astray: 'twere best pound you Sp. Nay Sir, lesse then a pound shall serue me for carrying your Letter Pro. You mistake; I meane the pound, a Pinfold Sp. From a pound to a pin? fold it ouer and ouer, 'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to your louer Pro. But what said she? Sp. I Pro. Nod-I, why that's noddy Sp. You mistooke Sir: I say she did nod; And you aske me if she did nod, and I say I Pro. And that set together is noddy Sp. Now you haue taken the paines to set it together, take it for your paines Pro. No, no, you shall haue it for bearing the letter Sp. Well, I perceiue I must be faine to beare with you Pro. Why Sir, how doe you beare with me? Sp. Marry Sir, the letter very orderly, Hauing nothing but the word noddy for my paines Pro. Beshrew me, but you haue a quicke wit Sp. And yet it cannot ouer-take your slow purse Pro. Come, come, open the matter in briefe; what said she Sp. Open your purse, that the money, and the matter may be both at once deliuered Pro. Well Sir: here is for your paines: what said she? Sp. Truely Sir, I thinke you'll hardly win her Pro. Why? could'st thou perceiue so much from her? Sp. Sir, I could perceiue nothing at all from her; No, not so much as a ducket for deliuering your letter: And being so hard to me, that brought your minde; I feare she'll proue as hard to you in telling your minde. Giue her no token but stones, for she's as hard as steele Pro. What said she, nothing? Sp. No, not so much as take this for thy pains: To testifie your bounty, I thank you, you haue cestern'd me; In requital whereof, henceforth, carry your letters your selfe; And so Sir, I'le commend you to my Master